How about like someone like Jesus or Buddha or Muhammed or Confucius.
I wonder how many would just sound like SJWs/facebook activists
"Yeah, yeah help the poor jesus, but if I give my second coat to a Chad refugee camp, then Chad's got no tailoring industry anymore"
then yeah, "jesus christ!" "Dude what do you want" "I stubbed my toe, sorry I forgot you were there"
OH YEAH, with Jesus coming over, you don't have to buy wine.