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Offline Trey

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The Taijitu Olympics
« on: July 23, 2007, 09:13:33 PM »
We can collectively think up outlandish events to compete in (or pull some real ones), and then a group of judges will, based on who the people competing are, write up how the competition goes and who wins.

Pick our first event, people!
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Re: The Taijitu Olympics
« Reply #1 on: July 23, 2007, 09:18:21 PM »
most typos!
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Re: The Taijitu Olympics
« Reply #2 on: July 23, 2007, 09:26:47 PM »
Ninja combat!
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Re: The Taijitu Olympics
« Reply #3 on: July 23, 2007, 10:04:23 PM »
Most typos would be downright unfair, but ninja combat...interesting.  Let's make this a pentathalon.

First Event: Ninja Combat
Second Event: ?
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have a society where too many people never get to fulfill that
extraordinary potential. My view – the liberal view – is that
government’s job is to help them to do it. Not to tell people how to
live their lives. But to make their choices possible, to release their
potential, no matter who they are. The way to do that is to take power away from those who hoard it. To challenge vested interests. To break down privilege. To clear out the bottlenecks in our society that block opportunity and block progress. And so give everyone a chance to live the life they want." - Nick Clegg, Leader of the Liberal Democrats and Deputy Prime Minister of the United Kingdom

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Re: The Taijitu Olympics
« Reply #4 on: July 24, 2007, 04:19:59 PM »
Trout slapping.  You're judged on technique, volume of impact, and distance target is pushed backwards.
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Re: The Taijitu Olympics
« Reply #5 on: July 24, 2007, 04:47:38 PM »
intoxicant tolerance.
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Re: The Taijitu Olympics
« Reply #6 on: July 24, 2007, 05:04:12 PM »
^ Good one!  I'll fetch the rum, shall I?
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Re: The Taijitu Olympics
« Reply #7 on: July 24, 2007, 05:23:03 PM »
mmmhmmmm!
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Re: The Taijitu Olympics
« Reply #8 on: July 24, 2007, 06:54:06 PM »
Alrighty, then, we have our second and third events!

First Event: Ninja Combat
Second Event: Trout Slapping
Third Event: Intoxicant Tolerance

Detalis of the events...hmm.

Well, we would obviously have to have a roleplay event for each, with whoever may not be competing (I might recruit of crazed; he's not involved in the elections, isn't crazy, and may not compete) judging.

We can also (possibly) take other threads into account (probably not, but maybe).  For example, someone's drinking habits in the Tavern, our their trout use in other threads, etc.  I will appreciate any ideas as to how the First Olympiad will be held, which nation will host the Olympics, who will light the torch, the Torch route, how the games will be run, etc.  (Yes, I want a host nation, a torch lighter, and a torch route)
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have a society where too many people never get to fulfill that
extraordinary potential. My view – the liberal view – is that
government’s job is to help them to do it. Not to tell people how to
live their lives. But to make their choices possible, to release their
potential, no matter who they are. The way to do that is to take power away from those who hoard it. To challenge vested interests. To break down privilege. To clear out the bottlenecks in our society that block opportunity and block progress. And so give everyone a chance to live the life they want." - Nick Clegg, Leader of the Liberal Democrats and Deputy Prime Minister of the United Kingdom

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Re: The Taijitu Olympics
« Reply #9 on: July 31, 2007, 01:50:46 PM »
If you are basing on other threads, you can change the first event to Pirate/Ninja Combat, and use the Pirate thread...

Fourth event... needs to be intellectual... Uh... (Ability to best) Confusing others, i guess.
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Re: The Taijitu Olympics
« Reply #10 on: July 31, 2007, 03:22:47 PM »
Confusing others...a bit vague...I suppose that's the point.  (Then again, this one also seems predisposed towards Bara...)

Robot Ninja Zombie Pirate Communist Alien Kombat?
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have a society where too many people never get to fulfill that
extraordinary potential. My view – the liberal view – is that
government’s job is to help them to do it. Not to tell people how to
live their lives. But to make their choices possible, to release their
potential, no matter who they are. The way to do that is to take power away from those who hoard it. To challenge vested interests. To break down privilege. To clear out the bottlenecks in our society that block opportunity and block progress. And so give everyone a chance to live the life they want." - Nick Clegg, Leader of the Liberal Democrats and Deputy Prime Minister of the United Kingdom

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Re: The Taijitu Olympics
« Reply #11 on: July 31, 2007, 11:42:16 PM »
how are we going to put that on a button? you know, we need buttons that says "i saw Robot Ninja Zombie Pirate Communist Alien Kombat"
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Re: The Taijitu Olympics
« Reply #12 on: July 31, 2007, 11:51:26 PM »
The button will be the size of a keyboard.
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"I believe every single person is extraordinary. The tragedy is that we
have a society where too many people never get to fulfill that
extraordinary potential. My view – the liberal view – is that
government’s job is to help them to do it. Not to tell people how to
live their lives. But to make their choices possible, to release their
potential, no matter who they are. The way to do that is to take power away from those who hoard it. To challenge vested interests. To break down privilege. To clear out the bottlenecks in our society that block opportunity and block progress. And so give everyone a chance to live the life they want." - Nick Clegg, Leader of the Liberal Democrats and Deputy Prime Minister of the United Kingdom

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Re: The Taijitu Olympics
« Reply #13 on: July 31, 2007, 11:52:19 PM »
what about the extra space?
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Re: The Taijitu Olympics
« Reply #14 on: August 09, 2007, 10:48:48 PM »
What extra space?
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have a society where too many people never get to fulfill that
extraordinary potential. My view – the liberal view – is that
government’s job is to help them to do it. Not to tell people how to
live their lives. But to make their choices possible, to release their
potential, no matter who they are. The way to do that is to take power away from those who hoard it. To challenge vested interests. To break down privilege. To clear out the bottlenecks in our society that block opportunity and block progress. And so give everyone a chance to live the life they want." - Nick Clegg, Leader of the Liberal Democrats and Deputy Prime Minister of the United Kingdom
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