For those of you who know, this is Eurovision, but for Taijitu of course, an international song contest of epic and terrifying proportions whose annual occurrence marks the gradual decay of civilization as we know it. I for lack of anything better to do with my time have decided that it is about time that our nation's had the chance to display their proud country's best, or more likely than not, absolute worst musical talents that they have to offer. And, who knows, if there are enough entries, we may even have a chance to lay down some judgment and pick the best of the worst.
The rules are simple and straightforward. One country, one song. Whether you want to actual find a smidgen of talent or just go for broke with the campiest song you can find is up to you. And of course, it would be nice if we could hear the song. Go, peruse the likes of Youtube and all the horrors and wonders and still more horrors that they contain...
And of course, I won't except anything from Eurovision proper. Originality in destroying culture is always nice, isn't it?
