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Offline Sovereign Dixie

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Superweapons
« on: June 02, 2007, 02:09:47 AM »
Have you had the IGNORE cannon used when you unveiled your new genetically engineered zombie with it's plasma sword/machine gun combo weapon?

Then you're in luck! This is where you can deploy any weapon against anyone, no IGNORE cannons!

I'll get the ball rolling by unveiling the pinacle of Confederate Engineering, Pershing himself designed this one night, in a whiskey induced fit of brilliance.


BEHOLD!!! THE DSA'S WORST NIGHTMARE!!!



MECHAGODZILLA PWNS U ALL!!!!111!1!
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Offline Talmann

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Re: Superweapons
« Reply #1 on: June 02, 2007, 02:19:32 AM »
Wow... where was this in the age of Baltija?
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Re: Superweapons
« Reply #2 on: June 02, 2007, 02:23:10 AM »
Quote from: Talmann on June 02, 2007, 02:19:32 AM
Wow... where was this in the age of Baltija?
It wouldn't have worked then. He would have just blown it up with his OMGSKYGUARD200%ACCURACY system.

On an unrelated note, here's the latest project the Commonwealth Army has been working on.
The Commonwealth Army brings you CHAIN SWORDS!
« Last Edit: June 29, 2007, 09:43:26 PM by Inglo-Scotia »
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Offline Sovereign Dixie

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Re: Superweapons
« Reply #3 on: June 02, 2007, 02:26:45 AM »
OMGLAMEZORZ!!!!


And yeah, Mike's right, the sky guard system was apparently so accurate, it could target a fly's feces before they were even excreted!
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Offline Myroria

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Re: Superweapons
« Reply #4 on: June 02, 2007, 02:29:50 AM »


You might think upon seeing this "Pff, just a big cannon." Too bad you don't realise this is the Ultranova Cannon 3.4. Upon firing, every star in the universe blows up at once. Then the universe itself blows up. Worlds collide. Rosie O'Donnel becomes a conservative. 2001: A Space Odyssey sucks (but only slightly, the immense amount it rocks in our universe counteracts this).
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Offline Sovereign Dixie

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Re: Superweapons
« Reply #5 on: June 02, 2007, 02:31:25 AM »
One failed "black project" included creating an army of rabid kittens who had been forced to watch "The View" for 48 hours straight......

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Re: Superweapons
« Reply #6 on: June 02, 2007, 02:35:18 AM »
Quote from: Sovereign Dixie on June 02, 2007, 02:09:47 AM
Have you had the IGNORE cannon used when you unveiled your new genetically engineered zombie with it's plasma sword/machine gun combo weapon?

Then you're in luck! This is where you can deploy any weapon against anyone, no IGNORE cannons!

I'll get the ball rolling by unveiling the pinacle of Confederate Engineering, Pershing himself designed this one night, in a whiskey induced fit of brilliance.


BEHOLD!!! THE DSA'S WORST NIGHTMARE!!!



MECHAGODZILLA PWNS U ALL!!!!111!1!

You haven't won yet Pershing!
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Offline Talmann

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Re: Superweapons
« Reply #7 on: June 02, 2007, 02:37:59 AM »
OMGZORZ!!!11
It's Mecha-King Ghidora!!!
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Re: Superweapons
« Reply #8 on: June 02, 2007, 02:49:55 AM »
Inglo-Scotia's latest WMD will destroy you all!!!
« Last Edit: June 29, 2007, 09:43:58 PM by Inglo-Scotia »
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Offline Myroria

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Re: Superweapons
« Reply #9 on: June 02, 2007, 02:51:38 AM »


We make our own Death Stars. Out of planets.
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Offline Sovereign Dixie

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Re: Superweapons
« Reply #10 on: June 02, 2007, 02:55:59 AM »
Using molecular manipulation technology, Confederate scientists have combined left over pizza, a baby's dirty diaper, and a genital wart from Janet Reno to produce.........


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Offline Prydania

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Re: Superweapons
« Reply #11 on: June 02, 2007, 03:06:51 AM »
The Commonwealth Military brings you the latest development in POWER ARMOUR!
« Last Edit: June 29, 2007, 09:44:21 PM by Inglo-Scotia »
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Offline Sovereign Dixie

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Re: Superweapons
« Reply #12 on: June 02, 2007, 03:09:05 AM »
President Anderson screams at the R&D dept.....

YOU'RE ALL FUCKING FIRED!!!!! 200 million dollars, and *this* is what you give me!!!

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Offline Sovereign Dixie

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Re: Superweapons
« Reply #13 on: June 02, 2007, 03:28:53 AM »
The next day........

"Mr. President, sir, we have something you should like. It uses state of the art technology to suppress the enemy, literally sweeping them away!"

Anderson raised an eyebrow.... "Really? Now that's more like it! Well dont just stand there, man, let me see it!"

The R&D geek smiled proudly...




Anderson stared at it, blinked his eyes hard, then stared at it some more.

"I hate you....."
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Offline Solnath

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Re: Superweapons
« Reply #14 on: June 02, 2007, 03:29:46 AM »


Moments later, the cosmos shuddered.
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