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Offline Zimmerwald

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Re: Superweapons
« Reply #45 on: July 13, 2007, 12:40:47 AM »
This is what I tell people when asked why I don't eat meat (often).  "I raised (and ate) my own cattle and hogs until Smithfield bought me out and until I'm given my farm back I refuse to eat their tainted meat."  This is all of course complete bullshit.


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Offline Bara

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Re: Superweapons
« Reply #46 on: July 13, 2007, 06:49:32 PM »
dude, is that real? or is it photoshoped?
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Offline Trey

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Re: Superweapons
« Reply #47 on: July 13, 2007, 09:34:26 PM »
Duh...have you ever seen a choppa with ROFL Russian-style painted on the side?
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Offline Bara

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Re: Superweapons
« Reply #48 on: July 13, 2007, 09:48:51 PM »
up yours
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Offline Emperor Heindrick

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Re: Superweapons
« Reply #49 on: July 15, 2007, 08:04:24 PM »
 After much deliberation the Government of Christstan Has decided to release our newest addition to our army -

Imperial Knights and the weapons they use, The Christstan Lightsaber 01 (CL-1)



This is only one of the many advancements we will be bringing about.

Armor - Impenetrable by bullets, Fire-resistant, can also be used as a flight suit to resist g's, has it's own air tanks and can be used by astronauts. has a jet propelled boots to fly. Can create a energy field for a few minutes.

Lightsaber - Can cut through any metal with a wave that also melts any bullets that get near it.

That is right, cower in fear...
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Offline Trey

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Re: Superweapons
« Reply #50 on: July 26, 2007, 06:42:57 PM »
The Golden Gun...

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"I believe every single person is extraordinary. The tragedy is that we
have a society where too many people never get to fulfill that
extraordinary potential. My view – the liberal view – is that
government’s job is to help them to do it. Not to tell people how to
live their lives. But to make their choices possible, to release their
potential, no matter who they are. The way to do that is to take power away from those who hoard it. To challenge vested interests. To break down privilege. To clear out the bottlenecks in our society that block opportunity and block progress. And so give everyone a chance to live the life they want." - Nick Clegg, Leader of the Liberal Democrats and Deputy Prime Minister of the United Kingdom

Offline Bara

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Re: Superweapons
« Reply #51 on: July 26, 2007, 10:08:39 PM »
well, me hired a mercerny....

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Offline Myroria

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Re: Superweapons
« Reply #52 on: July 26, 2007, 11:59:32 PM »
Nobody's making you sell your farm to Smithfield, GC. If you did it, you're capitalist yourself.

Have a credit card yet?
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Offline St Oz

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Re: Superweapons
« Reply #53 on: July 27, 2007, 04:46:31 AM »
You guys are no match for ... The Console of Doom!

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Muhahahahaha, can't kill me now!
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Offline Xyrael

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Re: Superweapons
« Reply #54 on: July 27, 2007, 04:53:51 AM »
Behold, the power of eastern european tourists... you will be eaten...

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Offline Khem

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Re: Superweapons
« Reply #55 on: July 27, 2007, 08:21:15 AM »
* The Wonderful PUR shudders.
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Offline The Empire

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Re: Superweapons
« Reply #56 on: July 27, 2007, 10:58:03 AM »
Isn't that an american tourist?
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Offline Trey

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Re: Superweapons
« Reply #57 on: July 27, 2007, 08:50:21 PM »
Hey...Americans don't have a monopoly on shudder-worthy tourists!
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"I believe every single person is extraordinary. The tragedy is that we
have a society where too many people never get to fulfill that
extraordinary potential. My view – the liberal view – is that
government’s job is to help them to do it. Not to tell people how to
live their lives. But to make their choices possible, to release their
potential, no matter who they are. The way to do that is to take power away from those who hoard it. To challenge vested interests. To break down privilege. To clear out the bottlenecks in our society that block opportunity and block progress. And so give everyone a chance to live the life they want." - Nick Clegg, Leader of the Liberal Democrats and Deputy Prime Minister of the United Kingdom

Offline Xyrael

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Re: Superweapons
« Reply #58 on: July 27, 2007, 09:00:59 PM »
You have not seen the "wonders" of European beaches... and the skimpy swimwear almost all the men wear
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Offline Trey

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Re: Superweapons
« Reply #59 on: July 27, 2007, 09:08:38 PM »
I know...the liberated Euros and their nude beaches.
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"I believe every single person is extraordinary. The tragedy is that we
have a society where too many people never get to fulfill that
extraordinary potential. My view – the liberal view – is that
government’s job is to help them to do it. Not to tell people how to
live their lives. But to make their choices possible, to release their
potential, no matter who they are. The way to do that is to take power away from those who hoard it. To challenge vested interests. To break down privilege. To clear out the bottlenecks in our society that block opportunity and block progress. And so give everyone a chance to live the life they want." - Nick Clegg, Leader of the Liberal Democrats and Deputy Prime Minister of the United Kingdom
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