Uichi Ryan Productions

[Khem]

from those zany Uichi Ryans comes a line of products you can't do without.

from the sex supplies line comes the Ballgag.



for when you lover just won't shut the hell up, The Ballgag!
also useful for secret police to quiet their victims screams.
we don't care what you use it for but just imagine how you life will improve with the purchase of a Ballgag!

up next is a product from the leather line.



The Corset!
for when you just need to look that damned good, there is The Corset!
we all know you look way cooler in leather so why not order yours today?
The Corset, Enjoy!

our third product is something from Uichi Ryan designer Viktor Grimm.



the ultimate kitchen island.
tired of running around between your sink and stovetop?
need a more efficient use of kitchen space?
want a good excuse to get your husband to do some cooking?
look at the beautiful kitchen line from Viktor Grimm.

up next in the amazing products from the wonderful east.....



LSD! Acid! Sunshine! Mellow Yellow! 25! Trips! Liquid A! Alice D!
the most wonderful product ever to come out of Uichi Ryu.
A true spiritual awakening!
shown to be the answer to crime and addiction on all levels!
come Trip with us today!

(more coming later)

[Pachamama]

To: UR Productions
From: Terrangar Motac

The following letter is transferred trough Motac from a private venture

From: Xochiquetzal (Love goddess)
Hello dear people.
I would be interested in opening a franchise for your fine products from your love line.
Could you please send me a catalog?
And are your products available in white?
Most of my female customers prefer white because it emphasizes their darker skin tone.
Thank you very much
Maiana Xochitla

[Khem]

TO:Xochiquetzal
FROM: Uichi Ryan Department of Commerce

why yes we would be pleased to send you a catalog of our fine wares! would you only be interested in our love line? and yess all orders are made to custom specifications including material and color! we understand your needs and are willing to fulfill any desires needed.

[Pachamama]

To: UR Productions
From: Xochiquetzal (Love goddess)

Thank you very much for your answer.
As we are specializing in bodily pleasures, the reason why I have chosen the name of on of our more popular gods for my shop, I am mostly interested in your love line.
With the current relaxation of public nudity laws in our country the demand for lingerie has grown.
If you could sent me the catalog and maybe a few samples to test on my more regular customers I think we could get a contract so I can sell your fine products over here.

Maiana Xochitla

[Pachamama]

To: UR Productions
From: Xochiquetzal (Love goddess)

Thank you very  much for your catalog.
Your wonderful products will become a best seller here. I showed your catalog to a few customers and by today I already have dozens of orders.
I also tested your sample products on two people and can send you a picture of two lovely Terrangan girls wearing your product.
Please inform me about the terms for a contract with your company.
Again many thanks. Owing to you this summer season promises to become hotter than usual.

Maiana Xochitla

[Khem]

TO:Xochiquetzal

We here at Uichi Ryan Products are willing to sell production rights for any of our Love Line for a meager price of two million Kallisti Mark, mind this is per product. you will easily make up the money in no time. we also reserve the right to use any photos you take of these designs for our own purposes. we also are willing to help you build your own factories for these products for five million Kallisti Mark per factory. we are willing to negotiate on prices of leather and silk. hope to hear from you soon.

[Pachamama]

To:Uichi Ryan Productions
From: Terangar Motac

We would like to thank you for your understanding.
The Motac has granted the Xochiquetzal-Company an interest free loan of $7,000,000 to construct a factory; hire workers and purchase raw materials.
We offer a license fee of 50% from profit. For products from the factory that are sold by you elsewhere the production cost would be deducted to pay for workers and material.

We also wish to transfer this letter.

Dear Uichi Ryan Production.
Thank you for your kind cooperation. I can`t wait for production to start.
Already my customers are flooding me with orders for your fine products.
In hope for a fruitful cooperation.
 
Maiana Xochitla 
Xochiquetzal