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Author Topic: Narport Air Factory (Airport)  (Read 1738 times)

Offline Narsa

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Narport Air Factory (Airport)
« on: March 28, 2007, 09:34:55 PM »
Gun-plane
Material: Zinc for body, and steel for propeller
Altitude:3.3 hm
Power type: Electric Propeller
Plane type: Fighter
Speed: 17 km/h
Weapon: 6 guns mounted on each side
Range:150 hm
Killing Range: 100 hm
Price:$175 (plus 125 bullets)

Blowgun Fighter
Material:Titanium for body, tungsten for armour and steel for propellers
Altitude:4.3 hm
Power type: Jet/Propeller
Plane type: Fighter
Speed: 19 km/h
Weapon: Blow machine gun
Range:170 hm
Killing Range: 130 hm
Price:$175 (plus 1800 bullets)

Anti-Tank plane
Material:Tungsten for body, light steel for plate armor and steel for propeller
Altitude: 5 hm
Power type: 5 electric propellers
Plane type: Fighter/Bomber
Speed: 17 km/h
Weapon: Anti-tank Sling rifle
Range:160 hm
Killing range:120 hm
Price: $180 (plus 60 tank shots)
O:-) O:-) O:-)

Motor Fighter
Material: Maganese-steel alloy for body
Altitude:10 hm
Power type: Jets
Plane type: Fighter
Speed: 23 km/h
Weapon: Petard planes (small toy planes that can actually goes 90 km/h and explodes at surface)
Range: 3 km
Killing Range: 2.7 km
Price:$190 ($22 per 3 petard planes)

Egg Bomber
Material: Gopher Wood(entirely armored by zinc) and light steel for electric propellers
Altitude:8 hm
Power Type: 3 or 4 propellers on each wing and one propeller on the middle
Plane Type: Bomber
Speed:14 km/h
Weapon:Egg grenades
Amount of bombs: 20
Explosion Spaces: 55 cm
Price:$200 (plus 80 bombs...and taxes due)
 :o :o

Molotov Bomber
Material: Parkesine for body, stainless steel for armor and electric propellers
Altitude:1 km
Power type: 3 propellers on each wing
Plane type: Bomber
Speed:16 km/h
Weapon: Molotov Cocktail
Amount of Bombs: 10
Explosion Spaces: 7 m
Price:$210 (plus 50 bombs...get another 50 bombs for $300)

Mini-Nuke Bomber
Material:Zinc for body, tungsten for armour and jets
Altitude:15 hm
Power type: 2 rocket engines
Plane type: Bomber
Speed: 21 km/h
Weapon: Volcano bomb (see Narsa's Military goods)
Amount of bombs:10
Explosion Spaces: 15 m
Price: $280 ($100 per bomb, $500 for 20 bombs)
>:-( >:-( >:-(
Dynamite Bomber
Material:Bakelite for body, titanium for armor and jets
Altitude:13 hm
Power type:4 jets on each wing
Plane type:Bomber
Speed: 17 km/h
Weapon: 3000 tons of dynamite in each bomb 
Amount of Bombs: 2
Explosion Spaces:487 m
Price:$200 (plus 8 bombs...and taxes due)

Blowgun Helicopter
Material:Metallic Frame and propeller
Altitude:220 hm
Power type: Propeller
Plane type: Fighter/Bomber
Speed:20 km/h
Weapon:Blow machine gun (ground) and tank rifle(air)
Range:10 km
Killing Range: 8 km
Price:$175

Anti-tank Gunship
Material: Steel-Titanium alloy for body and propellers
Altitude:2.3 hm
Power Type: 2 propellers on each wing
Plane Type: Fight/Bomber
Speed:16 km/h
Weapon: Steam Autocannon
Range:13 hm
Killing Range: 10 hm
Price:$190 (plus 3 textbook-sized batteries, 250 shots per battery)

Spectra AT Helicopter
Material: Tungsten for body and propellers
Altitude: 4 hm
Power Type: 2 jets on each wing
Plane Type: Fighter/Bomber
Speed:19 km/h
Weapon: Fireworks cannon
Explosion Spaces: 8-15 m
Range: 30 hm
Killing Range: 22 hm
Price:$110 ($35 for 12 missiles) ;D

These planes and helicopters are also good for people ages 12-14!!! It is easier to control and good for racing!! The blow machine gun is actually a wind force created by propellers, blowing the spikey and aluminium bullets at 90 km/h and 150 bullets per minute(the barrel is blocked by a valve)!!! To make the bullets effective against planes and copters, the tiny electric impact fuse ignites the sulfur and cordite-filled, aluminum bullets and missiles when touched the surface of an object. All shells and missiles are 8.5 cm long and 3.5 cm in diameter. S&H costs $175. Call NOW!! (NOW EGG BOMBS COVERED IN CEDAR WOOD and STRONG NEW, IMPROVED and CHEAP PLANES!!!)
« Last Edit: September 05, 2007, 11:00:16 PM by Narsa »

Offline tak

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Re: Narport Air Factory (Airport)
« Reply #1 on: May 30, 2007, 06:08:32 PM »
Quote from: Jennifer McCharm
To: Narport Air Factory
From: Royal Takasia National Security

We would like to order 5000 of your planes as souvenirs to our open-day guests. Can you custom-make them to resemble our current fighting jets? Please provide us with a quotation.

sincerely,
Public Relations of National Security, Jennifer McCharm

Offline Narsa

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Re: Narport Air Factory (Airport)
« Reply #2 on: June 05, 2007, 12:44:35 AM »
How many petard planes you need? How many motor fighters and blowgun fighters(jet) you need?
« Last Edit: June 05, 2007, 12:54:48 AM by Narsa »

Offline tak

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Re: Narport Air Factory (Airport)
« Reply #3 on: June 05, 2007, 09:02:07 AM »
Which one resembles most to our Su-34 or Su-35?
5000 planes of that single model would be good enough for us.

Offline Narsa

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Re: Narport Air Factory (Airport)
« Reply #4 on: June 05, 2007, 11:38:16 PM »
I am sending in 2500 motor fighters(Su-34) and 2500 blowgun fighters(Su-35), plus 30 petard planes per motor fighter. Shipment will be in 4...no, 5 days. (And that'll be $550,175)
« Last Edit: June 05, 2007, 11:43:10 PM by Narsa »