Cruithne's Swap Shop

[Cruithne]

here you can swap something you either dont want or need for something else

Right now i woud like to swap my husband for a handbag 

[Flemingovia]

I would like to swap 150 handbags for a bit of bloody room in the house, and a flat surface without a handbag on it.

[Cruithne]

can i swap some of your books for some shelf space then?

[Flemingovia]

I would like to swap my wife for a book case.

Wife is an older model, therefore slightly expensive to run and in need of some maintainance. Springs have gone in the upholstery, so the seat is sagging a bit.  Big end gone, and clutch keeps slipping. Does not start well in the mornings.

Any book case considered.

[Bustos]

LMAO!!!!  Got a bookcase right here, if the wife can pass for a MILF.

[Xyrael]

ROFL I love it I bet you're getting trash for that one. *walks in with a wire book case missing a few shelves* will this work?

[Cruithne]

I need no book cases sorry

but i would like to swap my next assignment for an easier one or even a different course

[Kanzac]

i would like to swap a laptop for anything

[Cruithne]

ok how about books for laptop

[Khem]

i am willing to trade a laptop for world domination and a pack of lucky strikes.

[Feniexia]

You can have the lucky strikes. But world domination is already mine and I won´t give it awas *laughs mad*^^.

[Khem]

*takes the lucky's* hmmmm i'll trade a mountain dew for a well paying job

[Bustos]

What? Modelling doesnt pay well?