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Author Topic: Proposal for Citizen-Harlot position  (Read 1411 times)

Offline Of The US

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Proposal for Citizen-Harlot position
« on: April 07, 2015, 04:14:47 PM »
Given that we are all revolutionary and equal, and frankly, very awesome, we need to have a Citizen-Harlot, a Cit-Har(Sitar) if you will, given that we have also had a volunteer for this prestigious role in our government, I also propose that should this pass we make Allama the permanent Citizen-Harlot.
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Re: Proposal for Citizen-Harlot position
« Reply #1 on: April 07, 2015, 04:15:50 PM »
I second the motion.

Offline Bustos

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Re: Proposal for Citizen-Harlot position
« Reply #2 on: April 07, 2015, 04:16:28 PM »
I third this motion
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Re: Proposal for Citizen-Harlot position
« Reply #3 on: April 07, 2015, 04:20:18 PM »
What would the Citizen-Harlot's duties be?  :-P

Offline Of The US

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Re: Proposal for Citizen-Harlot position
« Reply #4 on: April 07, 2015, 04:23:59 PM »
Clearly to be a walking pun on Sitar, but also to get to know everyone, much as the role in the game of werewolf that occurred just before the conversation spawning this proposal
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Offline Khem

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Re: Proposal for Citizen-Harlot position
« Reply #5 on: April 07, 2015, 04:32:50 PM »
* al' Khem doesn't have any words for this thought.

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Re: Proposal for Citizen-Harlot position
« Reply #6 on: April 07, 2015, 06:45:47 PM »
This needs to be in the form of legislation for me to move it to vote.
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Offline Khem

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Re: Proposal for Citizen-Harlot position
« Reply #7 on: April 07, 2015, 06:52:43 PM »
Yea ya know something like this ;)

Quote from: Citizen-Harlot
1. Citizen-Harlot
1. This symbolic office will do something.
2. Responsibilities being something.
3. Line of legislation

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Offline Of The US

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Re: Proposal for Citizen-Harlot position
« Reply #8 on: April 07, 2015, 07:27:06 PM »
Quote from: Citizen-Harlot
1. Citizen-Harlot
1. This symbolic office will be for Allama as she requested it be legislated.
2. Responsibilities being getting to know new people, as per the Harlot role in werewolf
3. (Insert legislation here)
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Offline Allama

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Re: Proposal for Citizen-Harlot position
« Reply #9 on: April 07, 2015, 08:14:43 PM »
This joke has gone much farther than expected.  :keke:

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Re: Proposal for Citizen-Harlot position
« Reply #10 on: April 07, 2015, 08:23:46 PM »
You should know by now, I always take things way too far :whoops:
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Offline Lindisfarne

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Re: Proposal for Citizen-Harlot position
« Reply #11 on: April 08, 2015, 11:47:20 PM »
¿Que?
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