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Author Topic: Bigtopian Protestors Cry for Full Integration  (Read 2625 times)

Offline Gulliver

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Bigtopian Protestors Cry for Full Integration
« on: June 06, 2012, 01:52:28 AM »
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Bigtopian activists have staged a sit-in at the largest primary school in Taijitu Founder bringing education to a halt in a bid for integration and tolerance.

1. "You know... it's not that we don't let them in... it's that they don't apply," murmurs Principal Maria King, nervously tugging at his shirt collar. "I mean, yeah, sure, if these Bigtopians lived around here... uh... we'd let them into the school. But... you know... this isn't exactly a Bigtopian community, you know? So... uh... could you please put a stop to these protestors? Oh, and, uh..." Here he leans forward and whispers. "... make sure those creepy Bigtopian protestors don't show up at my school again, okay?"

2. "The time has come for the dream of equality to be realized!" shouts noted Bigtopian rights activist Rebecca de Groot, slamming his fist against your desk. "I see Lilliputians, Tasmanians, and Lord knows how many East Lebatuckese keeping my Bigtopian brothers holed away in their prisons of blindness and ethnic apartheid! The time has come for full integration! If these schools are going to keep us out, I say it's time we were bussed in!"

3. "Well, that's all well and good, but it ain't well and good enough!" screams Zack Zhimo, leader of Bigtopians Rising Against Totalitarianist Scum, slamming his black-gloved fist against his podium during a recent pep rally. "We ain't just bein' kept out of their schools; we're bein' kept out of their neighborhoods! The oppressive majority fears us, but they can't hold us back any longer! The government needs to integrate the community as a whole by pushing out the majority and making way for a very loud, very angry minority!"

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Re: Bigtopian Protestors Cry for Full Integration
« Reply #1 on: June 06, 2012, 11:24:17 AM »
I support the second option. Its an improvement on equality, without swinging to the extreme.
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Re: Bigtopian Protestors Cry for Full Integration
« Reply #2 on: June 07, 2012, 10:22:22 AM »
Choice 2 does seem the most reasonable.

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Re: Bigtopian Protestors Cry for Full Integration
« Reply #3 on: June 07, 2012, 03:06:40 PM »
We could also just dismiss it, of course.
                                 
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Re: Bigtopian Protestors Cry for Full Integration
« Reply #4 on: June 07, 2012, 03:52:58 PM »
Well, I already signed it into law so.