News: The arteries of Taijitu run not with blood, but with kittens!
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In a bid to provide a new revenue stream for Taijitu Founder's Beef-Based Agriculture industry, it has been suggested that endermans could be added to the menu.1. "The fact is, the enderman population is out of control," says Beef-Based Agriculture spokesperson Akira Silk. "We have to do something about them anyway, so why not market them as tasty snacks? We could have enderman kebabs, enderman pies, enderman-on-a-sticks--the possibilities are endless! Let's not pass up this golden opportunity to provide a feast, if you will, for our economy."2. "I agree that something needs to be done about enderman over-population," says random passer-by Beth Chicago, "but eating them? That's kind of gross. Let's just shoot the ones we have to and shovel their bodies into ditches like normal."3. "I am shocked and appalled!" declared SPCA President Miranda Gulliver. "If anyone needs to be culled, it's us humans. The endermans were here first, remember? We need to take this as a sign to get our industry--agriculture in particular--to back off. The enderman is part of what makes Taijitu Founder a great nation!"
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