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Author Topic: Appointment of Spiritual Advisor  (Read 2481 times)

Offline Gulliver

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Appointment of Spiritual Advisor
« on: March 08, 2012, 01:27:47 AM »
Quote from: Appointment of Spiritual Advisor
It's time for the government to hire a new religious advisor. Your people have narrowed down the candidates to:

1. Catholic Archbishop Bill Dubois: boasts an excellent track record, having rapidly increased church attendances in his constituencies through the "Reaching God Through Guilt" program. Seen as a solid choice.

2. New Age thinker Billy-Bob Love: a left-field candidate with some radical ideas. "For me, it's not about the name of your religion. It's about discovering your spirituality in whatever guise that takes. Some people call that a cult: I call it taking spirituality to the people."

3. Finally, there's Konrad Chandra. "If I am awarded the appointment, I will immediately resign," the ex-schoolteacher has declared. "Because, frankly, God is a big load of hokey. I'll be doing everyone a favor by just shutting up about it."

Offline Gulliver

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Re: Appointment of Spiritual Advisor
« Reply #1 on: March 08, 2012, 01:33:23 AM »
Choice 3, without hesitation or reserve.

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Re: Appointment of Spiritual Advisor
« Reply #2 on: March 08, 2012, 01:44:05 AM »
No objection.
                                 
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Offline Myroria

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Re: Appointment of Spiritual Advisor
« Reply #3 on: March 08, 2012, 06:52:42 PM »
Agreed.
"I assure you -- I will be quite content to be a mere mortal again, dedicated to my own amusements."