That t-shirt has my name on it, Sir. Pretty sure of that. Therefore and in consequence thereof, please do thoroughly consider my most gracious intentions of joining this here merry yet sober uhm not that much really, hunting club. I offer you my strong arm and my sharp spirit and if you insist I can also give you some incurable venereal diseases brought back after careful selection from the Middle East.
I have but only one request - that I be allowed, no matter the circumstances or the dimensions of financial crises, to have all the coffee that my heart desire.
Deal?