Vote for the Great Steward-Intiator

[St Oz]

VOTE FOR THE GREAT ABSTAINER

Myroria, Citizen-Initiator has gone ill (his computer is broken), and he's left me in charge.

So to validate this vote you must vote for me. I agree so silly, I mean I'll clearly win.  Oz the great abstainer, master of diplomacy, and longest serving tyrant-delegate of Taijitu.

As Steward-Initiator (until Wednesday) let me just lay some ground rules for my despotic rule

RULES OF THE GREAT ABSTAINER

• When in Taijitu, salute the Steward-Initiator
• When in the Ecclesia, thank the Steward-Initiator for the opportunity to vote for him.
• Eat Healthy
• Exercise
• You cannot use butter anymore, only Coconut Oil which is wonderful and has several health benefits
• You must thank the Steward-Initiator for such good health with a salute.
• Maintain the FDA recommended 2000 Calorie diet a day
• All Pork must be prepared by Master Chef Al'Khem for pork is a hazardous meat which must only be handled by experts
• You must all address me as Steward-Initiator and each other as comrade, citizen, or Jacque
• Salute the Steward-Initiator when in Taijitu

I have high expectations of all of you, do not disappoint the Steward-Initiator.

o7

please don't ban me this is just a joke

[Delfos]

I'd disagree with points 1, 2, 5, 6, 8, 9, 10 if they were for us, but apparently it's your rules (for yourself) so have at it.

[Myroria]

This [...] coup [...] has [...] my blessing.

Posted from my phone

[St Oz]

I'd disagree with points 1, 2, 5, 6, 8, 9, 10 if they were for us, but apparently it's your rules (for yourself) so have at it.

Where's your salute comrade

[Delfos]

I did it in IRC the other day

[St Oz]

The Great Steward-Initiator demands more recognition.

[Delfos]

Aww requires attention like a little baby

[St Oz]

Gross get off me

[Khem]

As per number 7. I don't count calories but am in great physical condition, does this make me excused?

[Delfos]

As per number 7. I don't count calories but am in great physical condition, does this make me excused?

I excuse you. I'm the Citizen-Excuser.

[Myroria]

Citizens of Taijitu!

The Ozian Reign of Terror has come to an end! I have returned to bring an end to the tyranny of the carrot!

[Khem]

HUZZAH!
 

[Delfos]

HUZZAH!
 

I concur.