a shortish young woman is on the screen.
"hello i am Karen Rhidoll here for the BBC. The big news today is the Bohemian Festival of Film and Stage has commenced, the numbers of participants are expected to reach a new high while the Department of Tourism has said that "we already see a record breaking number of people coming to enjoy the Festival." i suppose now the real question is, will the city of Avana be able to handle this much of a tourist population? to answer this question we have with us local business owner Herri Wilk. Herri what do you think?"
screen flashes to an older balding man.
"Well to be honest Karen it will be a mighty strain on resources but i think the only real concern is finding everyone a place to stay. this is why the United Businessmen of Avana have started a new website. we encourage everyone to check out "
http://www.bedsforall.bo.or" if you are a citizen of Avana or the surrounding area you can sign up to have people placed into your home for the duration of the festival. and for all you jetsetters this is just our way of making sure you don't have to sleep on the streets like a wild monkey."
back to Karen
"well i thank you Herri for joining us. now on to our next story, the terrible war in Canada seems to have no end. of course the only thing we wish to know is why? of course we didn't send any of our reporters to Canada as we consider such news to be repulsive. however reports have come in that more nations have become involved in this futile show of power. and in other news, the International Center for Disease Studies and Control has finally been completed. yes folks Bohemia shall play host to this oh so important structure and organization. in a poll of all Bohemian Citezens 79% of you were in favor of this opening while 11% were apprehensive in case of a disaster and another 10% undecided. we here at the BBC would like to welcome all foreign scientists and personnel who are now working at the center."
