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Author Topic: News Squawk with Andy Morlin and Ashly Lancaster  (Read 1721 times)

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News Squawk with Andy Morlin and Ashly Lancaster
« on: June 13, 2007, 12:30:06 AM »
Opening credits role as the camera fades into a black man and white woman sitting at a desk ferns and pictures of different political people are around them

The Woman smiles as she speaks "Good Morning World I'm Ashly Lancaster"

"And I'm Andy Morlin, this is News Squawk"

The Woman turns to the side a box appears in the corner with the UFS flag "Today Interesting Events took place in the General Assembly"

The Face of a Black Woman Appears in the box she seems to be very angry "Speaker of the Assembly Nasha Linard today assaulted Representative Mao Cho from the Commonwealth of Jansi and the Conservative Movement Party after he said she was nothing more then a slut who would support any proposal who gave her a good hit"

The Camera turns to the Man as he speaks "She responded by tossing her gavel at him bruising him and calling him a damn fool who should learn some respect"

Ashly laughs a bit "Only an hour after this event an open brawl Erupted between Communist Workers Party Representatives and Nationalist Peoples Workers Party Members. the Brawl started almost randomly when Jeff Goodwin of the Green Party was speaking to the assembly on a proposal to Increase the fines on companies found to be breaching Emission Standers. Rumor has it that the brawl started when NPWP Representative Gregor Hiemler gave a slight handed remark that CWP member Li Ni got her position by giving a blow job to party members. these Rumors have not been confirmed"

Andy smiles at the rumor "Representatives Goodwin's Proposal failed as it was decided to breach the Articles of Confederation by giving the Federal government to much power of Business"

Ashly nodded "that it does. That is something State Goverments should decide, but ol' Jeff always trying to do that stuff."

"That he is"


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Violence in the Streets
« Reply #1 on: June 13, 2007, 11:17:47 PM »
*intro Music*

Ashly Spins in her chair and smiles at the camera "Welcome to News Squawk with me Ashly Lancaster"

"And Me Andy Morlin"

Andy turned to the side a box in the side showing pictures of a massive brawl appear on the screen "Today in Blanco Angeles after the Assassination of local Communist Party Speaker, massive Demonstrations by communist party members were held, The Socialist Workers Party also held sympathy demonstrations but did not take part in the main marches. At First it was a peaceful event before NPWP demonstrators started to counter protest and Local Christian Party Leader Nathanial Born gave a speech saying that the godless communists would burn in hell for their vile ways. He Was Egged by Near BY SWP members but the real action was at the NPWP and CWP demonstrations when an unknown confrontation lead to both sides rushing the other and mass riots. Over 200 people were detained 9 were arrested."

Ashly shook her head "In other news the Commonwealth of Jansi has voted to deploy troops to its border near the area where Imperialist forces from the Mercantilist states are at in case of any movement into the Commonwealths Lands. The Governor stated he wishes no hostilities with the foreigners but doesn't trust imperialist any."

Andy Nodded "The General Assembly has not decided on anything relating to the matter"

"And In Entertainment News Pop Singer Maria Maria was arrested today for the intoxication of a minor when she brought her brother along to a party after a concert. The pop singer being from Gertlen didn't know that the Commonwealth of Forexia had much older drinking age limits then her home State according to her publicist."

And laughed at the little story "And in Sports the Baseball season is getting ready to get started as last minute trade deals were passed by the United Baseball League Commission. Games should start in about a week"

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Re: News Squawk with Andy Morlin and Ashly Lancaster
« Reply #2 on: August 21, 2007, 04:31:06 PM »
*intro Music*

Ashly Spins in her chair and smiles at the camera "Welcome to News Squawk with me Ashly Lancaster"

"And Me Andy Morlin"

Andy turns to the side on screen a box forms next to his head showing the CMP logo. "The CMP today has launched a massive campaign today across the UFS aimed at taking seats currently held by the CWP and SWP. The Campaign focuses on declarations that the communist idea are a drain on the nation removing jobs and removing civil rights. They go on to declare that the communists want to set up a communist dictatorship and force the people to work as slaves. CWP speakers have said these ads are nothing but slander and vulgarity. The Ads are protected by National law."

The Camara pans over to Ashly "The SWP has taken a diffrent approach, noting that the CMP has never been able to afford such massive projects before is demanding that the CMP release the full list of who provided the money by way of Gertlan Honesty in Polotics Laws. The CMP who is based out of Formia counters using Formia's Protection of Political Investment Laws to declare they do not have to. This is now a case where the two state laws are in clash and will have to be sorted out with a legal fine tooth comb. The outcome of this lawsuite is still not known"

The camera then swings over to Andy "In better news the Native Populated state of Alerska is having great success with its cultural Festival. The Festival focuses on the culture of the native people of this land. International tourism is up for the festival and the Governor said in a press release "he was glade that the international community wishes to come explore the culture of my people" end quite. This Festival is slated to be a new annual event to help boost the economy of the very poor state"

The Camara pans back showing both as Ashly speaks "Its always good to see something working out for Alerska"

"That it is indeed"

The camera moves in to focus on Ashly "In International news conflicts in the old UASS territory of Utopia has erupted between nations moving in to carve the territory up and the nation of ST. OZ. the General Assembly has stated today that it hopes peace can be found and offers the World Center for a place for the talks"

With a short camera pan it is now onto Andy "In Para Military News an attack on a Nerdic facility by an anti globalisation Fanatic today failed when he was gunned down by Nerdic Security Forces. MP investigation have declared that the security was acting with in their licenced rights in defending and had given the proper warnings to the individual. The man is in Critical condition and will be interrogated when he recovers."

Panning over to Ashly she looks sternly at the camera "In the Commonwealth of Jansi PRP protesters gathered near the border of Imperialistic Mercantilist States Territories and some riots broke out. This event though was over shadowed by an event of much graver outcome . the Red Sun, a para military thought to be related to but separate from the PRP Para Military massacred 15 CMP members today. They left a letter at the violent scene declaring that the CMP should stay out of the Commonwealth less it have more of its members die. The CMP declared that they will not back down on there polotics and is criticizing the Commonwealth MP's Declaring they are showing that the PRP and other communist sympathisers have taken over them. The MP of Jansi have not responded yet."

A light tune rings and the camera swings to Andy who has a smile "In Entertainment News alternative rock band High Life United has launched there third album today. This was meet by vast celebration in there large fan base, the album took off rap artist Double X's album off the top chart for crass National Sales. A bad Publicist stated today that the band is very happy with the success and the support of its fans. A Tour will be starting off in three days in Blanco Angeles."

The camera switched over to Ashly "Today in sports the Kunra Panthers beat the New Berlon Templars today 4-1."

The camera panned back showing both as they spoke at the same time "And that's the News"