Aerem had purple eyes but was the dullest thing to walk into Mausoka, wearing a faded, gray button up and aged blue jeans and short, black matte hair already oily from a day of sweat in the sun-soaked country of Al'Khem. When walking the perfectly geometric, aesthetic streets and walkways of Mausoka she couldn't tell what caused vertigo more, the tall buildings, the colorful landscape, or last night's Ozian Mojito.
She walked across the bright colored hallways of her apartment and carrying felt bags full of groceries to find her luxury shoe-box for her academic career. It was well furnished, all rented of course, the fridge even sang to her when it was open for too long. She still swore at it every time, "Shut up you piece of excess shit! Why can't you be made out of lead." She slammed the fridge closed after putting all the groceries away and the song stopped. But now her phone sang in Khemish,
Ding-a-ling doo dooo di doo, you have a message!The absurdly bright colorful thing was the cheapest phone she could find in the store, and it was
smart. The notification displayed the message "There's an Inspirational Al'Nisu happening in your common room area! Come share a drink with your neighbors and fellow students!"
Eugh, how do I get off these stupid newsletters. She closed the phone the best she could by setting it upside down and letting it lock out from inactivity on its own. She went back to the kitchen and washed some rice in a bowl and let it soak. While scrubbing she thought,
You know, it is free alcohol, wait no, it's probably that cock shit. I should probably make at least one friend while I'm here, preferably a guy who I can visit after class and say whoa bitch what're making tonight, damn it looks good and he's too polite to kick me out and serves me half anyway. Yeah let's find ourselves a polite tool. She washed her hands then reached into her singing fridge for the green bottle and walked out of her apartment. She left so quickly that the door was still open and singing to itself
Didalee dee doo doo di da doooo - Please close the door to conserve energy - didalee dee doo doo di da dooo She walked into the common room faking a heavy Ozian accent, "Hello! Hov'are you! I am vine, Zhank You!" She patted Ghen'all and Tobias relatively hard on the backs and revealed her People's green bottle contribution to the party. She returned to her normal voice. "Al'Nisu, don't worry I don't have a cold, just being chill
1. I'm Aerem, and this is my lovely contribution to this
shindig, straight from the Divine People's Republic hand made in factory of workers with great pensions. Who wants a glass? I didn't bring chasers, sorry, so you'll have to chase it with the fruit wine here. Al'Nisu!
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1. Characteristic Bad Ozian Humor
2. Ozians only translate Al'Nisu as "Cheers!" and completely miss the philosophy lesson on alcohol restraint.