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Offline Sovereign Dixie

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Pershing takes power
« on: September 03, 2007, 03:25:08 PM »
The snow fell heavily as the black limousine pulled up in front of Whitmore Manor. Swarms of reporters were already waiting as President Frasier Pershing stepped out of the car. His long black overcoat becoming heavily speckled with snow as he walked briskly up to the podium where he would make his first address as President. The throng of reporters knew very well he would say nothing to them until his address was finished, but that did not stop them from trying.

"Mr. President, what will be your first measures to repair the failing economy?"

"Sir, you are an out spoken critic of congress and the senate, are you concerned that now as president you wont be able to reach a common ground?"

He ignored them, as they knew he would, his only acknowledgement of them coming from the tipping of his hat, a hat more fitting to a ranch hand than head of state. With the aid of the Secret Service, he pushed his way around to where he was to prepare to give his speech.

Pershing sat there, his mind wandering as a seemingly endless string of Congressmen and party big shots sang his praises. He laughed in silent amusement to himself at the fact that, weeks before, many of these men were running against him, and a few of them, he suspected, were dreaming of ways to do even worse than that. None of that mattered now though. Now, he mused, they were all kissing his ass. That was the way it should be. Loathsome pigs.

When would this idiot stop his prattling?

"And now, that the dust has cleared, the ballots cast..."

Oh would you shut up already

"the people have spoken, their voice ringing loud and true....."

Go to hell you blustering buffoon....

"The President of The Confederacy of Sovereign Dixie!!!"

About Goddamn time......

He stood up, and walked the way towards the podium, shaking the hands of the congressmen, his new cabinet members, the vice president.... good God, how many people were here? The last hand shook Pershing turned toward the crowd, while the front was packed with reporters, their damned flashbulbs blinding him, behind them were the people that mattered. They were the ones in the blue jeans, or the one suit that they've owned since their senior prom. The people. The people this government had screwed for the last 6 years. He was going to change that

His campaign manager, now his press secretary, had demanded Pershing hire a professional speech writer for this occasion. After much protest, Pershing had agreed. That did not mean, however, that he had any intention of actually using it. He had won this election by being himself, and speaking from his heart. He wasn't going to stop now.

He raised his arms up in a triumphant pose, this was his moment, and he was going to enjoy it. He removed his had and ceremoniously laid it on the podium.

"Ladies and Gentlemen." His voice loud and booming... then trailing off...

"Ten years ago, this nation was founded by us, each and every last one of US!!!! Us, the people, of the Confederacy!!!!!!" The last word of his every sentence booming loudly, echoing out as he leaned into the podium, the slamming of his fist serving the place of punctuation.

"Four years later, we had won our independence from a nation which sought to control our every move! To watch our every step, monitor our every word!!! And we vowed on that bloody day.....

NEVER AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!" A standing ovation interrupted him, thunderous applause even erupting from the reporters in the front, some of whom had actually dropped their microphones. The roar subsided and he continued.

"Over half a million souls lost their lives to secure that right for us. A half million of us lost a mother, father, son, daughter, husband or wife..... to be free. Free from being told who we may love. Or not love. To not be told what we may do in our own homes. Or. Even where we may build them. To be free. Free from a government that spent our money like a child at a toy store. Children. Mere children who ran amok and did as they jolly well seen fit and to hell with the consequences!!!!!!!!!!! AND WE SAID NO MOOOOOORE!!!!!!!!!!"

The people stood up again, stayed only by his hand and a gentle smile.

"And we fought and we won when no one said we could win. And we did win. And now, a mere six years into this bold enterprise called the Confederacy of Sovereign Dixie, what do we have? What?.... Do we have?

Higher taxes!!!! Sprawling government!!! Big brother over our shoulders and up our asses every time we turn around!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Our military, the same gallant force which won our freedom, is now a shell of its former glory, our borders are open to invasion, we have a congress, who, are now." He laughed softly. "Are now worse than children at a toy store. A budget has not even been submitted in three years, much less a balanced one. Crime is out of hand. Or so they say. Statistics. Statistics say crime is actually higher now than before our war for independence. How can that be? I'll tell you. When laws are made that unnecessacarily infringe upon the lives of everyday citizens, crime will go up. Because half of the things that are crimes now should not be crimes."

Nods and murmurs of approval from the audience.

"But enough of what is wrong with our nation, what's right about it. Well, that's simple, look to your left, look to your right and in front of you and behind you and hell. Look in the mirror. You, me. WE ARE WHAT'S RIGHT WITH DIXIE!!!!! And we are going to set things right!!! For GOOD!!!! For FREEDOM!! For EVER!!!!!!! You. You put me here. To set it right. To fix the economy fix the military give us our freedom get rid of this cursed red tape congressional crap pot that keep flushing our hard earned dollars. And imma gonna do it. We're gonna do it. Together."

He wrests the microphone from it's stand and picks it up, calmly, with a bit of a swagger, he walks over to the sitting congressmen.

"And. Each. And. Every. Last. One. Of. You. Is. ON. NOTICE!!!!!!!!!!!!" I am here, because you. Failed. You forgot why you were put here. And now we're going to remind you." Looks of surprise and disgust among them as he turns swiftly, almost violently, and points to Thurber Hall, where the congress holds its sessions. At once his mouth opened words may be what they were but to any one there, they would have sworn he were spitting bullets from his lips. A pitch, speed, and timbre of speech that created a cacophony similar to automatic gunfire. His arm straight as an arrow, and seemingly as strong as steel as he pointed.

"And every last one of you up there is on NOTICE TOO!!!!!!!!"

The crowd stood up again, roaring approval. Not as loud as before, as a good many of them had in fact screamed themselves hoarse already. His voice now as mild and sweet as a child's, he put the microphone back on its holster, and looked out at the crowd, his eyes aglow, a warm smile parting his lips.

"And, my friends. Every last one of you, is going to have a government, and a nation, that you can be proud of. God bless you all."


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Re: Pershing takes power
« Reply #1 on: September 04, 2007, 05:06:15 PM »
The crowd was still in a mad frenzy of support. Banners and flags waved. Campaign signs tossed up into the air, and, of course, the incessant flashing of the cameras. Pershing once again lifted his arms. One part show of victory, and, as he turned to face the congressmen sitting behind him, one part defiance.

As he put his arms down, he waved the crowd back into only a mild roar.

"I will now take any questions the press may have."

"Sir, you have mentioned a lot of problems that our nation is currently facing, but what exactly do you plan to do about them? The economy for example."

Perhshing laughed. "Why fix it my good man, fix it. We don’t have enough jobs, and we're faced with having to build up our own infrastructure. We have loose ends from the war that still haven't been tied. We need to do all we reasonably can to foster the growth of industry, and lower taxes so that the average worker gets to keep what he works for, and not have it wasted by the government."

"Mr. President, you have been very..... critical of congress, and yet you will have to work with them to put your planned reforms into action. Given your speech, your obviously not burying the hatchet, what do you plan to do?"

"That simple, Whether they like it or not, congress knows the truth. That I was put here in an overwhelming outcry of public dissatisfaction. I won the Presidential election by 87% of the popular vote, if that's not a mandate, I don’t know what is. I would strongly suggest that they quit worrying about their pork barrel pet projects, special interest groups, and country clubs, and begin working in the interests of the people. That is, if, they want to keep their jobs."

"You mean win next years congressional elections?"

"Yes, that's exactly what I mean, come next year, the people will know if they are getting the representation they deserve, indeed, the representation they were promised by these very men and women."

"President Pershing, is a possible invasion by a foreign power something we should be concerned about?"

"Threats of that nature are always something to be concerned about. But that does not mean in any way, shape, or form, that such a thing is imminent. But what we do need to focus on is making sure that we our military has more than adequate soldiers and weapons to defend out borders. We have virtually no navy to speak of, and that must be given immediate priority. Even if it means purchasing designs and ships from other nations at first, as a stop gap measure."

"Sir, repairing our infrastructure, rebuilding the military, these things are going to cost massive sums of money, how do you propose our nation afford it?"

"First thing, as I mentioned, is the economy. Create jobs. Encourage investment, industry, entrepreneurship. This are the things that form the economic backbone of the superpowers, and they will form ours, as well. Each one of these things will create tax revenue, while stimulating the economy. In time, taxes will even be able to be lowered, with the government still bringing in even more than it is now, with the people of Dixie paying an unfair share. And I’m sorry, I would answer more questions, but I need to get going, Thank you again!!!"

With that, President Frasier Pershing walked inside of Whitmore Manor.

President Pershing walked through the doors to Whitmore Manor, and though he had seen pictures of the inside, nothing compared to this. A political outsider, he had never been privy to such sights in person. He stopped and stared around in awe.

Chandeliers which sparkled like the night sky, elegant, yet comfortable looking furniture about, most of it trimmed in dark cherry wood. The lighting was soft, comfortable, yet majestic.

He took a deep breath, and at this moment a man renowned for his eloquence could only utter three words.

"I'll be damned."

He immediately realized that his mouth was agape, and quickly regain his composure, and asked to be shown his office. When he got there he found the messages from other nations congradulating him on his newly acquired position of servitude.

He was well pleased with the words he read, and it gave him hope and encouragement that at least of his tasks, building the Confederacy's status as a world power, may not be as hard as he had once feared. After reading the messages, he took pen in hand and began writing his responses, He found typed letters to be horribly impersonal, and had never been fond of dictating his words to anyone. Yes, better to do it yourself

The President laid down his pen, and sat for a moment an looked out the window. He had a lot of thinking and planning to do. This was going to be a long day, quite possibly a long night too. He pressed the button on the phone to turn on the intercom into the kitchen, or at least the button he presumed to turn on the intercom.

After a couple of tries, one of which resulted in a cussing match with the landscaper, he managed to get a hold of the kitchen staff.

"Yes, Mr. President?"

"Um, i'm up here in my office, got a might thirsty, and noticed all i had up here was a pitcher of water..... do you have anything.... with a little more kick to it?"

"Champagne sir?"

"Oh, good God no."

"Wine, sir?"

"Ah, no, you have any.... um... hell, do you have any beer?"

A laugh on the other end of the phone.

"Yes, I know, perhaps an odd request given my new found status, but, nonetheless, do you have any?"

"Give us about half an hour sir, we'll send someone to get some. Any preference?"

"Surprise me!"

More laughter. "Ok sir, we'll have it up to you as soon as we can."

"Much obliged to you!"

It actually only took about fifteen minutes before the kitchen servant entered, with a mini fridge on a small dolly, the man proceeded to set the fridge next to the president's desk and plugged it into an outlet which Pershing could not see, presumably under the desk somewhere. After the device had been installed the servant opened the door, The fridge was packed with several beers, soda, and a reseal able plastic container which, upon Pershings inspection, contained salsa.

"The head cook made a few phone calls, to ascertain what else you may desire."

"Well, he did a damned good job." Pershing laughed. "And he did it fast too." He wondered if he was going to have to make a speeding ticket or two go away. "Give him my thanks."

"Certainly sir, is there any thing else which we can get for you?"

"No, this is perfect, and much more than I had anticipated."

"Very well, should you change your mind, you know how to reach us."

"Yes, now I do anyways, tell the guy in landscaping i'm sorry i said those things about his mother....."

"Um.... yes sir."

After the servant had left, Pershing opened one of the beers from the fridge. A tad dark for his tastes, but not bad. He sat there for a moment, drinking and thinking, both were things he was told that he did too much. But, hey, it had gotten him this far, hadn't it? He turned towards the typewriter, someone must have read that he wasn't fond of computers....... and began composing his agenda for the nation.