OOC: For those not in the know, I was without internet access for the better part of 3 months, which covers the last half of the Eire Crisis thread, from which this continues. Pershing's and the CSSD's absence won't be really mentioned in this, basically, it's assumed that relations between the South and the DSA remained at their current state of frosty stagnation.
IC:
Pershing read the newspaper while absently fumbling for the breathmints in the upper left hand desk drawer. A wooden fountain pen sat atop the desk, with a tablet of a texture which nearly resembled parchment. An idiosynchrosy to say the least, and Frasier Pershing's assistants were not only baffled by such strange demands, but rather irriated as well, it was often said that the reason Pershing kept his assistants around was so that he would not have to suffer the ire of bemused office supply store clerks, allowing the poor interns to suffer in his stead.
He found the breath mints, absently placing one in his mouth, tucking it under his lip as he took a swig from a glass of whiskey which set on his desk. His gaze never left the paper.
:"That impotent bastard, fucking Fremont, what the bloody hell is this clown's problem?" He thundered to a room occupied by himself and himself alone. He then folded the paper up, setting it at the left hand side of the desk, with same hand thereafter grabbing the fountain pen, he hastily scribbled a reply to Pete Tar-Iliuim
Your Majesty,
Your words of support humble and encourage me, that such a mighty empire such as yours may still posess the moral fortitude to not lose sight of the basic things in this world that matter, freedom, and self determination. It is my earnest desire that your assistance shall not be required, but I shall not hesitate to accept your offer, shall it be deemed in the best interests of The Southland.
In Sincerest Grattitude,
Frasier J. Pershing
Pershing carefully folded the paper, placing it neatly in a cream coloured envelope, affixing a note to the front, with instructions that it was to be sealed and sent to the Myrorian Emperor.
He withdrew a pack of cigarettes from the inside left hand breast pocket of his dark grey suit jacket, lighting it, he walked out the door to the back stage waiting area.
Fremont was slowly but surely over extending his bounds, Pershing laughed softly as the thought formed. It was Fremonts hypocricy and arrogance that would be his undoing, and give the South the second chance it so greatly deserved. He recieved the que from the stagehand, stepping out in beat to what the producer called the "hard hitting, urgent, yet blue collar" music which had been chosen to be the theme tune for what was now one of the most popular news commentary shows in the nation.
"Good evening America, I'm Frasier Pershing, and it's high time for some truth!" Uproarious applause at this, his most famous and memorable phrase.
"The truth is that Mr. Fremont is quite possibly the most collossal hypocrite in the history of this nation. One side of his face condemning Stephen Crofts for avenging the deaths of innocents and spewing the virtues of the Eiren cause, and out of the other, supporting the oppression of and the discrimination against his own countrymen here in the Southland.
The truth is that Fremont doesn't want you to know this glaring character flaw, and that he thinks he has Americans in his pocket when it comes to his hatred of Stephen Crofts, and of the South, for that matter, but tonight, for you, and the world to hear, I have live via satellite, Inglo-Scotian Consul of War Mark Anderson.
"Mr Anderson, it is both a pleasure and an honour to have you here with us tonight. We here in America are often ill informed of goings on 'across the pond' and I wanted you to come on my show, and explain what is REALLY going on in Inglo-Scotia, Eire, and how this relates to the wretched deceptions of the Fremont administration and life here in the South. Mr Anderson?"