"Everybody get under deck! Quickly!" someone shouted. The confused delegation rushed back inside the ship and into the conference room.
Meanwhile the captain had already ordered to move the ship into a safe distance, and to hoist the war flag. "We may not have weapons as loud as thunder," he said more to himself than to the steersman beside him, "but we will not let those yellow people play with us like toys." The captain was not authorized to give the firing order, but he was anxiously listening to the radio.
Inside the conference room, the delegates were discussing wildly.
Two priests stood in a corner. One was chewing his fingernails and shaking: "It's too dangerous to stay here. First they destroy our welcome robot, then they show us their flag." The other priest was trying to calm him down: "But they dropped their weapons." - "Maybe those were only ceremonial, and now they are loading the real ones to destroy our ship." - "No arm can destroy a whole ship." - "You have seen what they did to our robot." - "But they arrested the man who shot it." - "I say they are deceiving us!"
At the same time, the young linguist remarked: "The flag looks nice. Reminds me of the flowers in my grandmother's garden." The psychologist was not convinced. "You wouldn't put a flower on a flag, would you?" she replied. The linguist turned turned to another member of the delegation: "Well, no... Paptreeoonc, you're a historian, right? Why do people use flags anyway? Paptreeoonc, are you listening?"
Paptreeoonc had been silent all the time. He was busy with his own thoughts. When the linguist addressed him for the third time, he startled. "I'm sorry, what were you saying?" - "I was wondering why people are afraid of flags." - "That is an interesting question indeed, young lady." Paptreeoonc was like a duck to water. He did not like socializing, but he loved showing off his knowledge. "Nowadays schools only teach two aspects of vexillology."
Fröönt raised her head to listen to the old man. How dare he criticize the government? Everyone in the room went silent. Paptreeoonc continued without noticing: "They teach about the green triangle flag of the Green Revolution - a declaration of war against the pseudo-democratic Establishment of the Third Republic. They also teach about the red flag of the Gibiesk Empire that brought devastation, fear and injustice to our nation.
"But flags had been in use before the empress was even born. In the old times, Gibiesk was made up of many small principalities. Each princess had her own flag - an animal she liked, a beautiful flower or simply her favorite color. That flag would wave on the market square to show a village's loyalty to the princess. The princess, in turn, would build roads and allow free trade among those villages. When the princess was tired of her subjects, she forced the villagers to take the flag with them and conquer other villages. That is how the flag became a symbol of war."
The linguist was astonished. After a minute of thinking, she replied: "Did the yellow people have princesses of their own?" The doctor continued her thoughts: "So far we only saw men there. Even the one who gave orders was a man. What if their flag has a different meaning?" "But," the psychologist remarked, "it's a pink flag with a flower. What kind of man would design that?" - "We have a lot to learn about those foreigners" Paptreeoonc concluded.
And so the delegation decided to give the yellow men another chance. They instructed the captain to make a U turn towards the metal ship. It was decided to repeat the whole ceremony, only this time without the soldiers. In order to show the foreigners what they had done in the meantime, they would move a big video screen on deck and play the recording of their discussion in the conference room. They would not be able to understand the arguments, but they should be smart enough to see the emotions behind.
At first the captain had been reluctant to return. But when he had heard that the foreigners might be a purely male society - or at least society where it was the men who gave orders - the captain smiled and himself and maneuvered the ship as close to the other one as the foreigners would permit. If the foreigners remained peaceful this time, he would have time to help cook the best Gibiesk dinner they had ever had. He was looking forward to preparing his favorite dessert: sweetened
purple yam porridge with
carambola.
OOC: The modern-day Gibiesk (war) flag is the one you can see under my nickname, the "green triangle flag." The red flag of the Empire was actually blue and green with a dark red saltire (i.e. an X kind of cross like in the Scottish flag).