Top Ten Signs You Have Just Met The Main Bad Guy

[kor]

My Last AD&D Top Ten

Top Ten Signs You Have Just Met The Main Bad Guy

# Your assassin henchman just wet his pants.
# The ancient red dragon you had just been fighting says "S**t, I'm out of here!" and flies away.
# The bad guy just laughed evilly, and seven birds fell dead out of the sky.
# The DM chuckles, and says "I spent seven hours rolling this guy up".
# The bad guy burps, and a human toe flies out of his mouth.
# The DM plays a tape of scary organ music, and starts talking like Boris Karloff.
# The bad guy is dressed all in black, but has one of those little yellow smiley face buttons (DMs can be sooo sarcastic).
# You point your wand of fire at him, and it melts.
# The bad guy keeps Elminster in a cage, and occasionally pokes him with a fork.
# After the battle, the only Player Character to survive is the one that stayed back in town with the flu.

[Allama]

11. The DM keeps dropping hints that you might want to go back to town and rest awhile.

12. The old temple in the forest has supposedly been abandoned for decades but there happens to be one person inside... and it's completely clean.

13. You keep having to roll checks and the DM won't tell you why.

14. All the NPCs in town suddenly seem to vanish, scattering like dead leaves in a fall breeze.

15. The DM won't stop smiling...

[Solnath]

16. You notice the player sitting next to the DM sigh and crumple his character sheet.

17. The powergamer of your group finally touches the d20.

[Khem]

18. the tarrasque drops dead and somone is standing there holding a bloody sword that shrieks with the cry of a thousand slain innocents.

19. the DM gets very descriptive about this guy, kind of like.... "you suddenly see a man with medium leangth black hair, his eyes a bright green glow with ambition, his well muscled body outlined perfectly by his black and silver armor, he strokes his demonic servant gently before delivering a killing stroke with his big evil sword of doom..."