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Author Topic: Take the Dante's Inferno Test  (Read 8688 times)

Offline The Empire

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Re: Take the Dante's Inferno Test
« Reply #30 on: July 20, 2007, 10:00:24 AM »
Nice touch there Soly :-P

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Offline Solnath

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Re: Take the Dante's Inferno Test
« Reply #31 on: July 20, 2007, 10:25:06 AM »
Soly - now with 90% more Jesus in order to save your soul!
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Re: Take the Dante's Inferno Test
« Reply #32 on: July 20, 2007, 06:14:40 PM »
I'll buy 20!
"I believe every single person is extraordinary. The tragedy is that we
have a society where too many people never get to fulfill that
extraordinary potential. My view – the liberal view – is that
government’s job is to help them to do it. Not to tell people how to
live their lives. But to make their choices possible, to release their
potential, no matter who they are. The way to do that is to take power away from those who hoard it. To challenge vested interests. To break down privilege. To clear out the bottlenecks in our society that block opportunity and block progress. And so give everyone a chance to live the life they want." - Nick Clegg, Leader of the Liberal Democrats and Deputy Prime Minister of the United Kingdom

Offline Naivetry

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Re: Take the Dante's Inferno Test
« Reply #33 on: July 23, 2007, 03:35:06 PM »
The only one who could ever reach me was a son of a preacher man...

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Offline Solnath

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Re: Take the Dante's Inferno Test
« Reply #34 on: July 23, 2007, 03:37:05 PM »
<- Son.
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Offline Larry

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Re: Take the Dante's Inferno Test
« Reply #35 on: July 23, 2007, 05:00:36 PM »
<== Larry!
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Offline ZeroStriker

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Re: Take the Dante's Inferno Test
« Reply #36 on: July 23, 2007, 06:39:43 PM »
Fifth Level of Hell

ROFL that's it? only 5th level?
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Offline The Empire

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Re: Take the Dante's Inferno Test
« Reply #37 on: July 23, 2007, 06:47:03 PM »
<== Hopeless romantic with a naughty streak

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Offline Union

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Re: Take the Dante's Inferno Test
« Reply #38 on: July 23, 2007, 08:30:29 PM »
9th level doesn't sound that bad, frozen in ice while the others have to get torture. Really laid back if you ask me...Maybe their mouth's are open cause they were gawking in surprise at the lightness of their punishment.
"Deception, Intelligence, Method, Execution, and Exploitation."


Offline PumpkinQueen

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Re: Take the Dante's Inferno Test
« Reply #39 on: July 23, 2007, 08:44:03 PM »
Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge

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Many and varied sinners suffer eternally in the multi-leveled Malebolge, an ampitheatre-shapped pit of despair Wholly of stone and of an iron colour: Those guilty of fraudulence and malice; the seducers and pimps, who are whipped by horned demons; the hypocrites, who struggle to walk in lead-lined cloaks; the barraters, who are ducked in boiling pitch by demons known as the Malebranche. The simonists, wedged into stone holes, and whose feet are licked by flames, kick and writhe desperately. The magicians, diviners, fortune tellers, and panderers are all here, as are the thieves. Some wallow in human excrement. Serpents writhe and wrap around men, sometimes fusing into each other. Bodies are torn apart. When you arrive, you will want to put your hands over your ears because of the lamentations of the sinners here, who are afflicted with scabs like leprosy, and lay sick on the ground, furiously scratching their skin off with their nails. Indeed, justice divine doth smite them with its hammer.


Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
(Click on a level for more info)
Level Who are sent there? Score
Purgatory  Repenting Believers  Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo  Virtuous Non-Believers  Very Low
Level 2  Lustful  Very High
Level 3  Gluttonous  Moderate
Level 4  Prodigal and Avaricious  High
Level 5  Wrathful and Gloomy  Extreme
Level 6 - The City of Dis  Heretics  Very High
Level 7  Violent  Very High
Level 8- the Malebolge  Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers  Extreme
Level 9 - Cocytus  Treacherous  High
 
 
I feel like such a bad, bad person! lol oh well.  :whip:
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Offline Solnath

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Re: Take the Dante's Inferno Test
« Reply #40 on: July 23, 2007, 08:49:22 PM »
CL, I love you! Alizeé!

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Re: Take the Dante's Inferno Test
« Reply #41 on: July 23, 2007, 09:13:52 PM »
Alizee, the cutest and hottest French singer to date!
"Deception, Intelligence, Method, Execution, and Exploitation."


Offline Solnath

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Re: Take the Dante's Inferno Test
« Reply #42 on: July 23, 2007, 09:22:34 PM »
Do you want to start a praising thread?
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Re: Take the Dante's Inferno Test
« Reply #43 on: July 23, 2007, 09:25:06 PM »
Awesome Idea! To the Fanclub!
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Offline Eientei

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Re: Take the Dante's Inferno Test
« Reply #44 on: July 24, 2007, 01:19:06 AM »
Alizee, the cutest and hottest French singer to date!

Alizee has to take at least a quarter of the blame for this:

Second Level of Hell

You have come to a place mute of all light, where the wind bellows as the sea does in a tempest. This is the realm where the lustful spend eternity. Here, sinners are blown around endlessly by the unforgiving winds of unquenchable desire as punishment for their transgressions. The infernal hurricane that never rests hurtles the spirits onward in its rapine, whirling them round, and smiting, it molests them. You have betrayed reason at the behest of your appetite for pleasure, and so here you are doomed to remain. Cleopatra and Helen of Troy are two that share in your fate.