Middle point, like... the middle of the ocean?

Let's pool our assets and "acquire" a naval vessel!
Seriously, though, my travel budget is a big fat '
0' at the mo' and is likely to remain so. Hell, the only reason I went to Virginia this weekend is because I didn't have to put up a dime for transport and my friends and I shared a single tent site.

What we need to do is develop some sort of free, instantaneous method of transportation... I'll get on it right away, never fear!