How about these for awards:
Most Innuendo
Best Taiji
Most Bouncy
Most "Furry"
Best Avatar
Most Innocent
Least Sane
Closest To Sane
Funniest Spelling
Wholeheartedly seconded! I'd add these, too:
Sexiest Male
Least Innocent
Most Active n00b
Biggest One-Hit Wonder ---- Something for those new users who come in, post all over the place for a little while, then disappear into thin air.