Let's see here. If I support shoes, hippies still won't listen to reason. If I support bare-footedness, some hippies might finally be convinced with this seemingly unanimous support. If this happens, they might go barefoot, get their feet cut on broken glass, and BOOM! One less hippie. I wonder what I should do...
No shoes? What an awesome idea! We should all liberate ourselves from the bondage of capitalism. It's sad that even something as basic as shoes is marketed and sold. Let's boycott them! Let capitalists know they can't force us to wear shoes! Down with the rich people! Proletarians of the world unite for peace, love, drugs, and... all that good stuff. Ra Ra.