News: Let this region resound with the song of the Kitten Paw Happy-time, and be permeated with the smell of catnip and pine!
Bara, King of Spam, Slayer of Spelling, Vanquisher of Grammar.
Don't laugh. The Zombie threat is very real and very much an important issue and no laughing matter. Indeed, I would advise you to pick up your survival guide if you already haven't.