News: Citoyen priority warning: Not reporting counter-revolutionary activities is conspiracy to commit counter-revolution under the Anticivil Activities Act. Penalties go up to and include permanent Ecclesiastical explusion.
Bara, King of Spam, Slayer of Spelling, Vanquisher of Grammar.
Don't laugh. The Zombie threat is very real and very much an important issue and no laughing matter. Indeed, I would advise you to pick up your survival guide if you already haven't.