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so which side of the force do you support?

Jedi fo' sho'!
Sith like duh!
can i be a storm trooper?
huh what force?
ale and whores for me!

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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: jedi vs. sith
« Reply #90 on: October 20, 2007, 08:20:09 PM »
Tell her I'm with my mistress and I'll get her a call back when I have more time.
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Re: jedi vs. sith
« Reply #91 on: October 20, 2007, 08:23:50 PM »
Okey dokey.

*puts up the railings and calls tacos wife*

Alright, he said he was with his Mistress, so me and you have some time..alone...
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: jedi vs. sith
« Reply #92 on: October 20, 2007, 08:32:03 PM »
Great, now my wife is going to need years of therapy to get over that traumatic experience...

*Taco picks Bara up with the force, throws him against the wall a few times, lightnings his face a few times and then throws him clean over the railing down the ventilation shaft and into the cold vacuum of space*
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"Reality is an illusion albeit a persistant one"
"Wisest is he who knows he is not wise"
"Nothing is fun when you have to do it, that's why you don't see a lot of old whores giggling over sex"


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Offline Bara

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Re: jedi vs. sith
« Reply #93 on: October 20, 2007, 08:35:49 PM »
*walks in through the front door*

Taco, i NEVER DIE!!!!

And i was going to give your wife a freaking pizza! i have a part time job as a pizza boy!
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: jedi vs. sith
« Reply #94 on: October 20, 2007, 08:42:30 PM »
More correctly you never stay dead... It just means I get the fun of killing you over and over again *Taco force pushes Bara into a chipper shredder*
http://www.nationstates.net/wheresoever

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"Wisest is he who knows he is not wise"
"Nothing is fun when you have to do it, that's why you don't see a lot of old whores giggling over sex"


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Offline Bara

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Re: jedi vs. sith
« Reply #95 on: October 20, 2007, 08:53:19 PM »
*walks in through the front door and shoots taco*

Now im the leader! Cahrge up the space station boys, we is going for a battle!
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Offline Shavend

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Re: jedi vs. sith
« Reply #96 on: October 20, 2007, 09:44:48 PM »
*face twitches, trying not to break out in hysterical laughter*
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Offline Bara

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Re: jedi vs. sith
« Reply #97 on: October 20, 2007, 10:23:12 PM »
*shoots the new guy*

Any questions? good.
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: jedi vs. sith
« Reply #98 on: October 20, 2007, 11:31:51 PM »
*Taco comes back as a black glowy*

Now I'm just more powerful... *Undead Darth Lord Taco rips out Bara's soul and traps it in a Gamron Crystal to power a urinal cleaning droid*
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"Wisest is he who knows he is not wise"
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Re: jedi vs. sith
« Reply #99 on: October 20, 2007, 11:37:09 PM »
*turns around to face taco*

I'm....going....to....kill....you
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: jedi vs. sith
« Reply #100 on: October 20, 2007, 11:47:49 PM »
I'm already Undead... a black glowy... I can't be killed...
http://www.nationstates.net/wheresoever

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"Wisest is he who knows he is not wise"
"Nothing is fun when you have to do it, that's why you don't see a lot of old whores giggling over sex"


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Re: jedi vs. sith
« Reply #101 on: October 21, 2007, 01:00:29 AM »
*grabs a vacuum, and sucks Taco into it with the vacuum*

Now, your trapped.
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: jedi vs. sith
« Reply #102 on: October 21, 2007, 01:09:51 AM »
*Taco force explodes out of the vacuum, brings the dusty bunnies inside to life and sets them to attack Bara*
http://www.nationstates.net/wheresoever

"Reality is an illusion albeit a persistant one"
"Wisest is he who knows he is not wise"
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Re: jedi vs. sith
« Reply #103 on: October 21, 2007, 01:11:37 AM »
*Grabs a flamethrower and sets them alight, then turns to Taco*

Dust bunnies? Is that the best you can do?!
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: jedi vs. sith
« Reply #104 on: October 21, 2007, 01:22:31 AM »
*The flame thrower explodes on Bara's back*

No, but it did give me time enough to sabotage the flame thrower.
http://www.nationstates.net/wheresoever

"Reality is an illusion albeit a persistant one"
"Wisest is he who knows he is not wise"
"Nothing is fun when you have to do it, that's why you don't see a lot of old whores giggling over sex"


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