Ale and whores for me, wenches!
*ahem* That aside, I would not be able to resist the temptation of
force lightening. I'm sorry, but Samuel L. Jackson or no, the Jedi have nothing so cool as to challenge its awesome supremacy.
Also, the whole "don't get attached to anything, don't love anyone" yadda yadda would get on my nerves after about 4 seconds. I would love to be a hippie sith, all lovey-dovey and emotional. Is that allowed?