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so which side of the force do you support?

Jedi fo' sho'!
Sith like duh!
can i be a storm trooper?
huh what force?
ale and whores for me!
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Offline Bara

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Re: jedi vs. sith
« Reply #60 on: October 18, 2007, 03:47:19 PM »
Boba Fett pwns.
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Re: jedi vs. sith
« Reply #61 on: October 18, 2007, 04:09:22 PM »
Only until he meets up with Taco, then he gets "pwnd"
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Re: jedi vs. sith
« Reply #62 on: October 19, 2007, 03:16:54 AM »
And only until he meets up with the hundreds of thousands of Storm Troopers and than he gets buried in white crotch plates.   >:D
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Re: jedi vs. sith
« Reply #63 on: October 19, 2007, 05:01:12 AM »
Taco + Force = Shattered crotch plates
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Re: jedi vs. sith
« Reply #64 on: October 19, 2007, 05:23:49 AM »
looks like the sith like ale and whores.
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Re: jedi vs. sith
« Reply #65 on: October 19, 2007, 06:17:42 AM »
I'd think the Jedi do too, but they can't admit to it because of the whole "avoiding worldly attachments" thing... So I figure ale and whore must be two of the best non-force power recruiting tools the sith have.
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Re: jedi vs. sith
« Reply #66 on: October 19, 2007, 06:20:35 AM »
now imagine if the sith had a proper PR person? Nick Nailor for the Sith. Thank You For Using The Darkside.
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Re: jedi vs. sith
« Reply #67 on: October 19, 2007, 06:33:48 AM »
Yeah, although they'd probably go with negative political attack ad style commercials. The Jedi operate a revolving door academy... The Jedi voted against the light saber control bill, putting light sabers into the hands of criminals... Four more years of Jedi means four more years of higher taxes and fewer jobs. On May 12th vote Sith. This message brought to you by friends of the Sith and approved by Darth Taco.
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Re: jedi vs. sith
« Reply #68 on: October 19, 2007, 06:36:49 AM »
* Wonderful Neil! bows to Darth Taco

"so oh lord of the scary sparkyness, shall we place this ad into action?"
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Re: jedi vs. sith
« Reply #69 on: October 19, 2007, 06:44:38 AM »
Sure, but keep in mind that statistics play a key role in getting elected. So if we blow up all the planets that don't approve of Sith government then we'll have a 100% approval rating.
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Re: jedi vs. sith
« Reply #70 on: October 19, 2007, 06:53:53 AM »
hmmm that is true. what about the neautral planets sir?
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Re: jedi vs. sith
« Reply #71 on: October 19, 2007, 06:54:48 AM »
Drop cookies on them to throw support our way
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Re: jedi vs. sith
« Reply #72 on: October 19, 2007, 06:58:26 AM »
and how are we to get those very few cool Jedi to join our side?
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Re: jedi vs. sith
« Reply #73 on: October 19, 2007, 07:00:24 AM »
Why Ale and Whores of course, have you forgotten what started this whole conversation?  ;D
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Re: jedi vs. sith
« Reply #74 on: October 19, 2007, 07:02:23 AM »
but it hasn't worked yet. should we increase our ale and whores?
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