News: The arteries of Taijitu run not with blood, but with kittens!
Bara, King of Spam, Slayer of Spelling, Vanquisher of Grammar.
Funny, I have the same thing to say about many of your posts.
If you want to act out why don't you just wail on one another with an assortment of weapons? I'm quite certain that not only you, but society as a whole will benefit in the bloody yet totally kick ass aftermath.