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Offline Bara

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Re: How to survive a zombie attack
« Reply #15 on: July 01, 2007, 04:26:19 PM »
yep... and the chicks dig me
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Offline Myroria

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Re: How to survive a zombie attack
« Reply #16 on: July 01, 2007, 11:13:49 PM »
* Libertarian Monarchy of Myroria chuckles.

50. Don't try to outrun the zombies. Imagine the fastest Olympic runner, double his speed, and pretend the zombies aren't Kenyan. That's how fast they are.
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: How to survive a zombie attack
« Reply #17 on: July 02, 2007, 02:02:09 AM »
51. Stay out of major cities, more people means more zombies

52. Hand guns are for close range, shotguns are for groups

53. Never stay in one place too long

54. Get an mp3 player, some booze and some pot and pretend it's a video game

55. Loot just enough to be setup comfortably after the attack is over. When civilization crumbles money will be worthless, the new currency will be bottle caps

56. Chainsaws aren't really a very good idea, get a freakin' katana and a hunting knife or two

57. Don't get greedy with the looting; Greed = Zombie Chow

58. Don't bring your mom with you to try and save her, she's just going to get bit and then you'll have to shoot her
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Re: How to survive a zombie attack
« Reply #18 on: July 02, 2007, 02:09:39 PM »
59. Try to stick with the underdogs, the awlays win
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Offline Trey

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Re: How to survive a zombie attack
« Reply #19 on: July 16, 2007, 10:05:51 PM »
Quote from: Democratic Republic of Barakarin on July 01, 2007, 04:26:19 PM
yep... and the chicks dig me

*Must not laugh hysterically while in work cubicle...aw, screw it*

60. First word Shot...second word gun.
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Offline Bara

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Re: How to survive a zombie attack
« Reply #20 on: July 17, 2007, 02:06:07 PM »
Quote from: Tacolicious on July 02, 2007, 02:02:09 AM

58. Don't bring your mom with you to try and save her, she's just going to get bit and then you'll have to shoot her


shuan of the dead was a good movie.
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Offline Trey

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Re: How to survive a zombie attack
« Reply #21 on: July 17, 2007, 05:39:14 PM »
Quote from: Democratic Republic of Barakarin on July 17, 2007, 02:06:07 PM
Quote from: Tacolicious on July 02, 2007, 02:02:09 AM

58. Don't bring your mom with you to try and save her, she's just going to get bit and then you'll have to shoot her


shuan of the dead was a good movie.

Indeed it was, Bara.  But it was Shaun, not "shuan".
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"I believe every single person is extraordinary. The tragedy is that we
have a society where too many people never get to fulfill that
extraordinary potential. My view – the liberal view – is that
government’s job is to help them to do it. Not to tell people how to
live their lives. But to make their choices possible, to release their
potential, no matter who they are. The way to do that is to take power away from those who hoard it. To challenge vested interests. To break down privilege. To clear out the bottlenecks in our society that block opportunity and block progress. And so give everyone a chance to live the life they want." - Nick Clegg, Leader of the Liberal Democrats and Deputy Prime Minister of the United Kingdom

Offline Bara

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Re: How to survive a zombie attack
« Reply #22 on: July 17, 2007, 05:41:57 PM »
really? stupid headache, can barely rember anything.

who are you peolpe?
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Offline Trey

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Re: How to survive a zombie attack
« Reply #23 on: July 17, 2007, 06:27:09 PM »
Looks like the drugs are kicking in.  Watch out for the zombie "peolpe".
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"I believe every single person is extraordinary. The tragedy is that we
have a society where too many people never get to fulfill that
extraordinary potential. My view – the liberal view – is that
government’s job is to help them to do it. Not to tell people how to
live their lives. But to make their choices possible, to release their
potential, no matter who they are. The way to do that is to take power away from those who hoard it. To challenge vested interests. To break down privilege. To clear out the bottlenecks in our society that block opportunity and block progress. And so give everyone a chance to live the life they want." - Nick Clegg, Leader of the Liberal Democrats and Deputy Prime Minister of the United Kingdom
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