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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: How to survive a boring night at work
« Reply #15 on: July 06, 2007, 04:54:41 PM »
Quote from: The Wonderful PUR on July 05, 2007, 03:54:46 PM
3) give free desert for girls who are willing to flash you.
Quote from: Barakarin Republic on July 06, 2007, 04:14:13 PM
yes.. i know i dont work yet but i got a good one

for taxis:

give a free fare for any girl willing to flash you


Very original.
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Re: How to survive a boring night at work
« Reply #16 on: July 06, 2007, 05:45:50 PM »
yep
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: How to survive a boring night at work
« Reply #17 on: July 06, 2007, 06:11:25 PM »
Also Bara, you say ANY girl willing to flash you. Would you really give a free fare if you were flashed by a 90 year old, morbidly obese, bald midget?
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Re: How to survive a boring night at work
« Reply #18 on: July 06, 2007, 06:34:50 PM »
no........
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Re: How to survive a boring night at work
« Reply #19 on: July 06, 2007, 06:55:04 PM »
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Did you know a baked potato can take out the side view mirror?

And the world rejoices, for they have found yet another worthwhile use for the versatile potato.
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