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Offline Eluvatar

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FORTRAN
« on: June 28, 2011, 07:43:38 PM »
Why do you hate fortran?

I hate fortran because I once worked on C code pretending to be C++ code which was a rewritten FORTRAN codebase. It was a monstrous thing, with weird comment styles and a terrifyingly loose structure.
                                 
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Re: FORTRAN
« Reply #1 on: June 28, 2011, 07:50:20 PM »
I've never used it. Stop making me feel stupid.

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Re: FORTRAN
« Reply #2 on: June 28, 2011, 08:56:28 PM »
I've never actually used it either.
                                 
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Re: FORTRAN
« Reply #3 on: June 29, 2011, 11:04:42 AM »
They should name a painkiller drug like that.
FORTRAN! AND THE HEADACHES KNOW THEY HAVE TO RUN!
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Re: FORTRAN
« Reply #4 on: June 29, 2011, 05:24:55 PM »
Fortran 90 I am willing to accept. Its predecessor makes me want to cry, though.

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Re: FORTRAN
« Reply #5 on: June 30, 2011, 03:22:01 AM »
Is it's predecessor Fortran 89?

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Re: FORTRAN
« Reply #6 on: June 30, 2011, 04:44:50 AM »
"I assure you -- I will be quite content to be a mere mortal again, dedicated to my own amusements."

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Re: FORTRAN
« Reply #7 on: June 30, 2011, 04:45:13 AM »
I don't understand.

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Re: FORTRAN
« Reply #8 on: June 30, 2011, 04:47:51 AM »
"I assure you -- I will be quite content to be a mere mortal again, dedicated to my own amusements."

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Re: FORTRAN
« Reply #9 on: July 01, 2011, 11:02:24 AM »
Never used Fortran, but anything that's even older than COBOL must be bad!  Am I admitting my advanced age by admitting that I have worked with COBOL?   :-P

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Re: FORTRAN
« Reply #10 on: July 01, 2011, 09:59:52 PM »
You would be if I weren't stupid.