Cats

[Feniexia]

"'I meant,' said Ipslore bitterly, 'What is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?' Death thought about it. 'Cats,' he said eventually. 'Cats are nice.'"

- excerpt from Sourcery by Terry Pratchett

I love Pratchett's books, I love cats, do I have to say more?

Cat + Laser Pointer = Win.

Yes, but only until they realize that they can't bite the damn red point .

[Anniane]

That doesn't seem to botehr my cat. Then again, she now goes after other red points that she CAN sink her claws into.

[Delfos]

My cat doesn't like me too much, I don't know exactly why. He's doubtful of my presence, takes half an hour to get approach me when he wants a comfy seat. When the authoritarian figure died (my father), I became the new one, the one that throws him away of the dining table and sort. Maybe he would be ever upset of my humiliations, when he's playing the hard macho I grab him and flip him legs up and tickle his tummy, I think he hates that, specially in front of the female kitten, he only likes that when he's lying down.

Have you ever had a kitten that hates/screams like hell when she's grabbed? Not always, but most of the time she screams or protests or whatever when she's grabbed. What's wrong with her?

[Myroria]

I'd scream if you touched me, let alone picked me up.

[Delfos]

If you'd scream it'd be me raping you.

She has nothing to do with screaming because of me, actually she screams less often when it's me grabbing. She screams with everyone, even vets.

[Anniane]

Cats are very finicky. If your cat doesn't like you much, just nod and move on.

[Delfos]

how can you explain he's always playing with me and calling me? "Delfos! Change the water! Give me food, now!"

[Anniane]

Cats are selfish, picky, arrogant little creatures. It's a wonder that we have them as pets at all, now that I think about it - if they weren't furry and adorable, there'd be no question.

And I cannot explain the talking cat. If this is true, you could make some money on this.

[Delfos]

He does vocalize some stuff, they're different, I can already know if he's asking for me or someone else, there's also other kinds of stuff like "Follow me", after he asks me to get close, he vocalizes the same thing, but well, after all, we could be saying "Fucking bitch, get away!", who knows. Cats aren't supposed to do any noise, they communicate by smell and other kinds of language, they just vocalize stuff because of humans.

[Eientei]

There used to be a cat in my apartment building who would hang around the floor during the evenings.  It had a collar, so I guess its owner let it out sometimes.  It was very friendly with strangers, to the point that it followed me into my apartment a few times.

[Myroria]

If you'd scream it'd be me raping you.

How would you get ahold of a gun?

[Bara]

ok....

[Delfos]

If you'd scream it'd be me raping you.

How would you get ahold of a gun?

Don't worry about me...

[Kipling]

I Just saw this video on youtube , and i laughed so hard i nearly cried

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_LQSoMakoIU&NR=1

[Delfos]

nice thing to make me in the good mood, right before going to a factory, right in the morning! lol