And this is why I had this animals roam free in my country:
Capitalistss On The Dinner Table?
The Issue
In a bid to provide a new revenue stream for Delfos's Beef-Based Agriculture industry, it has been suggested that Capitalistss could be added to the menu.
The Debate
"The fact is, the Capitalists population is out of control," says Beef-Based Agriculture spokesperson Chastity Singh. "We have to do something about them anyway, so why not market them as tasty snacks? We could have Capitalists kebabs, Capitalists pies, Capitalists-on-a-sticks--the possibilities are endless! Let's not pass up this golden opportunity to provide a feast, if you will, for our economy."
"I agree that something needs to be done about Capitalists over-population," says random passer-by Billy-Bob Barnes, "but eating them? That's kind of gross. Let's just shoot the ones we have to and shovel their bodies into ditches like normal."
"I am shocked and appalled!" declared SPCA President Stefanie Christmas. "If anyone needs to be culled, it's us humans. The Capitalistss were here first, remember? We need to take this as a sign to get our industry--agriculture in particular--to back off. The Capitalists is part of what makes Delfos a great nation!"
The Government Position
The government is preparing to dismiss this issue.
