The Fiend That is Solnath: Round 2
Look at him. Sulking there in his disgusting filth. Always changing his avatars, making my job so difficult. Now he has this weird mask and hat.
Who does he think he is?
--Quite a few things actually.
Does he want to look like a rapist of cows?
--Depends on what a rapist of cows looks like.
Why does he like cows?
--"To err is human, to moo, bovine."
Is he merely fooling us?
--Nothing merely in fooling you.
Why does the hat have such a big brim?
--'cause it's a wizard's hat.
Is it look cool?
--It is look cool.
Does Soly even have any sense of what cool is?
--Yes, most of the year at the very least.
Why does he have the mask?
--It's a scarf.
Is there dust in the air?
--There's always dust in the air around me. I'm old and I never let it settle.
Why would there be dust?
--See above.
Doesn't he live in Sweden?
--No.
Isn't there snow there?
--Shouldn't be.
Why would he be so under dressed for snow?
--That's actually over-dressed for snow.
Isn't snow cold?
--Not really.
Could he in reality be some secret government robot who is resistant to cold?
--Depends on the government.
Does he have lasers?
--Durr.
Does he have an extra large appendage in order to do his stuff with goats?
--I prefer to call it "Hugezor the Virginslayer."
Wasn't it cows?
--I think it was.
Does he like pandas too?
--Yes.
How much of a sick pervert is he?
--Not enough to be Japanese.
I will tell you what this abomination is: A Secret Government Super-Weapon Who is Bent on Having Sex With Hoofed Animal, and Who Adds Implants to His Area In Order to Receive More Intense Pleasure.
So... Pandas are hoofed animals. Call me.
