News: Citoyen priority warning: Not reporting counter-revolutionary activities is conspiracy to commit counter-revolution under the Anticivil Activities Act. Penalties go up to and include permanent Ecclesiastical explusion.
Bara, for that little quirpe about Al' having emo hair, you shall be the first to be judged....tomorrow.
Bara, King of Spam, Slayer of Spelling, Vanquisher of Grammar.
Now we shall begin. May the court notice that this is the subject at hand.The person in general is obviously a Halo fanatic, or it would seem? Could he just not have a thing for men in tight orange space-suits? Could he not have a thing for big guns? Could he not have a thing for big guns of another kind? Could he not love big explosions, in a certain way? Could this thing not be his brother/sister? Yes I would say that Bara is a Incestuous, Cyborg Loving, Action Daredevil. You have three days to appeal to your sentencing.