News: Citoyen priority warning: Not reporting counter-revolutionary activities is conspiracy to commit counter-revolution under the Anticivil Activities Act. Penalties go up to and include permanent Ecclesiastical explusion.
Sex change operation gone awry.
Bara, King of Spam, Slayer of Spelling, Vanquisher of Grammar.
So...where'd you get the "headache-that's-not-a-hangover"?