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Offline Bara

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3750 on: January 14, 2008, 09:30:25 PM »
*walks into tavern, looking like swiss chesse, and sees larry nexy to al, with posion in his hands*

You killed al, with the posion, in the tavern!

*pulls out the revolver*

Now your going to die, in the tavern, with the revolver!
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Offline Larry

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3751 on: January 14, 2008, 10:02:25 PM »
No, wait!

*quickly draws a picture of himself on a napkin*

See, I have the Larry card! It couldn't have been me!
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Offline Bara

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3752 on: January 14, 2008, 10:49:24 PM »
who cares?

*shoots larry*

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Offline Talmann

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3753 on: January 15, 2008, 12:00:37 AM »
*walks in from the kitchen*

Damn, those rats aren't rats, they're sharks. (pool sharks for Bara) They ripped $200 offa me. They are indeed good pool players. Oh, btw Bara, I said you'd play them or they could kill and mutilate your corpse. Games are $25 a round, minimum 2 rounds. Hope you have cash...
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Music is the key to the heart.

"Once art to me was something far off, unfathomable and unreachable... But I discovered that the real essence of art was not something high up and far off, it was right inside my ordinary daily self. If a musician wants to be a fine artist, he must first become a finer person. A work of art is the expression of a person's whole personality, sensibility, and ability." -Shinichi Suzuki

Offline Allama

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3754 on: January 15, 2008, 06:37:34 PM »
* Stirs from her impromptu slumber.

Damn... blood on my shirt...

* Revives Larry and grabs some bleach off of a shelf.
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Offline Larry

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3755 on: January 15, 2008, 08:13:45 PM »
*comes back to life with a hole through his heart, writhes around in agony for a while, then dies again*
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Offline Bara

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3756 on: January 15, 2008, 08:20:24 PM »
*walks in the kitchen, gunshots erputs, and walks back up*

Tal, your 200$ bucks are back. Dont ask on how i i got it back. Hint, i didnt play pool.

*checks his revloer*

Damn, out!
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Offline Allama

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3757 on: January 15, 2008, 08:23:27 PM »
Do I have to do everything around here?

* Heals Larry's wounds, then revives him.
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Offline Bara

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3758 on: January 15, 2008, 08:29:02 PM »
Yes you do.

Can i have a cookie? pllleaaassseee?
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Offline Larry

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3759 on: January 15, 2008, 08:38:06 PM »
Ah, thank you.

So, uh, where'd you get these powers, exactly?
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Offline Bara

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3760 on: January 15, 2008, 11:00:56 PM »
the Internet, im quessing
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Offline Templarios

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3761 on: January 15, 2008, 11:03:59 PM »
Quote from: Larry on January 15, 2008, 08:38:06 PM
Ah, thank you.

So, uh, where'd you get these powers, exactly?


She is just amazing really.
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Offline Allama

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3762 on: January 16, 2008, 06:30:02 PM »
Quote from: Larry on January 15, 2008, 08:38:06 PM
So, uh, where'd you get these powers, exactly?

Garage sale.

* Shrugs.
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Offline Talmann

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3763 on: January 16, 2008, 11:18:41 PM »
You sure it isn't Facebook Al'?
>_>
<_<
[insert invite to FB My Heroes Ability here]

It's where I learned to fly... like this:
*picks Bara up and flies to 6000ft and drops him*
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Music is the key to the heart.

"Once art to me was something far off, unfathomable and unreachable... But I discovered that the real essence of art was not something high up and far off, it was right inside my ordinary daily self. If a musician wants to be a fine artist, he must first become a finer person. A work of art is the expression of a person's whole personality, sensibility, and ability." -Shinichi Suzuki

Offline Bara

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3764 on: January 17, 2008, 02:08:36 AM »
*actives jetpack, and flys up to al*

I knew how to do this for a while.

*beats the crap out of tal, and watches him fall to the ground*

mu ha ha ha
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