The Taijitu Tavern

[The Empire]

That's why ripeness is a very good concept

[Bara]

i forgot in the US. But, hey, if there was a hot naked chick, and i had a condom, and she wanted sex...then...yeah.

[Templarios]

i forgot in the US. But, hey, if there was a hot naked chick, and i had a condom, and she wanted sex...then...yeah.

Ur 13 right, can u get the condom on (understand what im saying...)?

[The Empire]

*Translation: Is your anatomy even developed enough so that the condom doesn't slip off when it shouldn't

[Bara]

well, this one 13 year old had but sex with the other girl, and the codom didnt slip off then.

[Pachamama]

This is going to  places were I am not sure I want to follow.

"Barkeeper can I have another triple Whiskey?"

[Bara]

*dives to the bar*

That will be 50 bucks, and you have 300 dollar tip.

What? Warhammer 40k isnt cheap!

[Pachamama]

Could someone please replace the bartender with a person who has a less expensive hobby?

[Bara]

i play airsoft to.

[Pachamama]

A glass of water then please.

[Bara]

2.50.

*hans pach some water*

[Templarios]

*Translation: Is your anatomy even developed enough so that the condom doesn't slip off when it shouldn't

Thank you for that! lol.

[Towlie]

i dont even want to think about that

[B9 perspective]

Saunters in and sits at an available stool between two strangers..addressing the bartender says, " I think, therefore I am.".....(then disappears)

[Templarios]

Intreseting fact, Descartes never said the 'therefore', that was added later. He said: "I think, I am"

je pense,  je suis