The Taijitu Tavern

[Bara]

*walks into tavern, looking like swiss chesse, and sees larry nexy to al, with posion in his hands*

You killed al, with the posion, in the tavern!

*pulls out the revolver*

Now your going to die, in the tavern, with the revolver!

[Larry]

No, wait!

*quickly draws a picture of himself on a napkin*

See, I have the Larry card! It couldn't have been me!

[Bara]

who cares?

*shoots larry*

[Talmann]

*walks in from the kitchen*

Damn, those rats aren't rats, they're sharks. (pool sharks for Bara) They ripped $200 offa me. They are indeed good pool players. Oh, btw Bara, I said you'd play them or they could kill and mutilate your corpse. Games are $25 a round, minimum 2 rounds. Hope you have cash...

[Allama]

* Stirs from her impromptu slumber.

Damn... blood on my shirt...

* Revives Larry and grabs some bleach off of a shelf.

[Larry]

*comes back to life with a hole through his heart, writhes around in agony for a while, then dies again*

[Bara]

*walks in the kitchen, gunshots erputs, and walks back up*

Tal, your 200$ bucks are back. Dont ask on how i i got it back. Hint, i didnt play pool.

*checks his revloer*

Damn, out!

[Allama]

Do I have to do everything around here?

* Heals Larry's wounds, then revives him.

[Bara]

Yes you do.

Can i have a cookie? pllleaaassseee?

[Larry]

Ah, thank you.

So, uh, where'd you get these powers, exactly?

[Bara]

the Internet, im quessing

[Templarios]

Ah, thank you.

So, uh, where'd you get these powers, exactly?

She is just amazing really.

[Allama]

So, uh, where'd you get these powers, exactly?

Garage sale.

* Shrugs.

[Talmann]

You sure it isn't Facebook Al'?
>_>
<_<
[insert invite to FB My Heroes Ability here]

It's where I learned to fly... like this:
*picks Bara up and flies to 6000ft and drops him*

[Bara]

*actives jetpack, and flys up to al*

I knew how to do this for a while.

*beats the crap out of tal, and watches him fall to the ground*

mu ha ha ha