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Author Topic: The Taijitu Tavern  (Read 187517 times)

Offline Bara

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3210 on: October 22, 2007, 07:40:01 PM »
Larry, im right here

*Emrges from underground, shotgun in hand*

Hey, who ever said a guy cant hide underground?! They did it in World war 1!
Bara, King of Spam, Slayer of Spelling, Vanquisher of Grammar.

Offline Larry

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3211 on: October 22, 2007, 07:52:19 PM »
And the Vietnam war. I've gotta admit, it's actually a pretty good idea.

*starts digging a series of underground tunnels in preperation for future attacks*
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Offline Bara

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3212 on: October 22, 2007, 07:56:25 PM »
So it begins, the Tajjitu After-Acpolyse war...
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Offline Larry

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3213 on: October 22, 2007, 08:05:27 PM »
I know it's going to be a while before we run out of food, but I'd like to point out that I have very little meat on me, and I probably taste horrible. Just, y'know, making that clear.

*gets back to digging*
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Offline Bara

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3214 on: October 22, 2007, 08:06:40 PM »
Thats why i keep a herd of mutated cows, who crap out meat.

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Offline Larry

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3215 on: October 22, 2007, 08:16:54 PM »
Ingenious! And incredibly disturbing...
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Offline Bara

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3216 on: October 22, 2007, 08:18:13 PM »
hey, it will feed us. Plus, with the plumbing, we can drink! plus, i already made sure it isnt pee!
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Offline Larry

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3217 on: October 22, 2007, 08:30:51 PM »
Uh-huh.

I'm just gonna keep digging until I find water, m'kay?
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Offline Bara

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3218 on: October 22, 2007, 08:34:33 PM »
ok, suit yourself

*Pops his head up*

Anybody else want to join us?!
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Offline Larry

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3219 on: October 22, 2007, 08:52:03 PM »
*places a sign next to the hole proclaiming "No Pandas Allowed"*
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Offline Bara

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3220 on: October 22, 2007, 08:53:24 PM »
Good idea, you dig, ill shoot any pandas that come by here

*Loads his shotgun*
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Offline Larry

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3221 on: October 22, 2007, 09:07:30 PM »
*digs merrily, singing the Hi-Ho song*
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Offline Bara

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3222 on: October 22, 2007, 09:13:30 PM »
*Sees something that looks like a panda and shoots it*

Oh...that was taco.... Larry! Dig faster!
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Offline Larry

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3223 on: October 22, 2007, 09:14:42 PM »
*digs*

Hey, wait, I think I've struck oil!
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Offline Bara

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3224 on: October 22, 2007, 09:18:05 PM »
Holy crap, Larry, WERE RICH! We have to defned it though. All the others will come down here in hordes...
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