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Offline Larry

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3195 on: October 21, 2007, 03:57:49 PM »
What does it take to get some peace and quiet around here? Hmmm...

*takes a small box out of his pocket, opens it to reveal an unremarkable red button, presses it, and sits back in satisfaction to prepare for the imminent deaths of everyone in a 50-mile radius*
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Offline Bara

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3196 on: October 21, 2007, 03:59:21 PM »
Wait! Larry, your kids are at the front door! along with your dog! dont kill your dog!
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Offline Larry

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3197 on: October 21, 2007, 04:09:04 PM »
*runs to the door, grabs the dog, and places him in the Tavern's everything-proof shelter*

There, crisis averted. And I'm pretty sure I don't have kids.

*shoos away the random children*
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Offline Bara

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3198 on: October 21, 2007, 04:44:18 PM »
Well, the dogs safe. that's the important thing.
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Offline Larry

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3199 on: October 21, 2007, 05:28:37 PM »
Yup.

Anyway, what's the hold-up? You should all be dead by now.

*gets out a mobile, dials a number, and starts talking rapidly*
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Offline Towlie

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3200 on: October 21, 2007, 05:39:27 PM »
how long have you been here dont ya know that no one can die
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Offline Larry

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3201 on: October 21, 2007, 06:15:37 PM »
Pfft. Nobody's been doing it right so far.
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3202 on: October 21, 2007, 07:03:38 PM »
*Taco nukes Larry for ripping off his style*
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Offline Larry

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3203 on: October 21, 2007, 08:00:38 PM »
Pourquoi?
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Offline Towlie

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3204 on: October 21, 2007, 10:51:27 PM »
ooo καυτή ουσία
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3205 on: October 22, 2007, 02:46:48 AM »
Nuking the Tavern is a Tacomas tradition... where's your holiday spirit?!

BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! MERRY TACOMAS!

*Taco Nukes all in existence creating blood-thirsty mutant everythings*
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Offline Khem

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3206 on: October 22, 2007, 09:26:37 AM »
* Wonderful Neil! isn't affected besides gaining mutant powers similar to those of gambit.

okay now where did we put those playing cards?
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Offline Larry

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3207 on: October 22, 2007, 02:28:22 PM »
Yay, mutants!

*puts a collar around one of the smaller ones to keep as a pet*

You know, I'm not sure, but I think this used to be Bara.
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Offline Khem

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3208 on: October 22, 2007, 02:40:26 PM »
realy?
* Wonderful Neil! blows up the mutant.
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3209 on: October 22, 2007, 05:53:30 PM »
*Taco mutates into a burrito*
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