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Offline Allama

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1695 on: July 09, 2007, 04:15:38 PM »
* Alana sips wine while singing, hoping no one will notice the glaring incontinuity of it all.

89 bottles of beer on the wall, 89 bottles of beer!
Take one down, prohibitionists frown. 88 bottles of beer on the wall!

Offline Tacolicious

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1696 on: July 09, 2007, 04:19:13 PM »
*Taco rolls with the freestyle version of the song*

88 bottles of beer on the wall, 88 bottles of beer!
Take one down, have a night on the town! 87 bottles of beer on the wall!
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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1697 on: July 09, 2007, 04:37:09 PM »
* Alana keeps the freestyle going.

87 bottles of beer on the wall, 87 bottles of beer!
Take ten down, dance like a clown! 77 bottles of beer on the wall!

Offline Tacolicious

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1698 on: July 09, 2007, 04:40:27 PM »
77 bottles of beer on the wall, 77 bottles of beer.
Take one down, drink to the crown! 76 bottles of beer on the wall!
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Offline Talmann

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1699 on: July 09, 2007, 04:59:48 PM »
* Talmann slaps forehead.

Nein! Not this song! We need an' good ol' Irish drinkin' song!

Gather 'round, ye lads and lasses, set ya for a while,
And harken to me mournful tale about the Emerald Isle.
Let's all raise our glasses high to friends and fam'ly gone,
And lift our voices in another Irish drinking song!

Consumption took me mother and me father got the pox.
Me brother drank the whiskey till he wound up in a box.
Me other brother, in the troubles, met with his demise.
Me sister has forever closed her smiling Irish eyes.

Chorus:
Now everybody's died, and until our tears are dried,
We'll drink an' drink an' drink an' drink an' then we'll drink some more.
We'll dance an' sing an' fight until the early mornin' light,
Then we'll throw up, pass out, wake up, and then go drinkin' once again!

  Woohay! 
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1700 on: July 09, 2007, 05:05:55 PM »
Thanks for the intermission Talmann   :clap:

76 bottles of beer on the wall, 76 bottles of beer!
Take one down, your sorrows will drown! 75 bottles of beer on the wall!
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Offline Larry

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1701 on: July 09, 2007, 05:06:27 PM »
75 bottles of beer on the wall, 75 bottles of beer.
Take one down, wear a nice gown, 74 bottles of beer on the wall!
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1702 on: July 09, 2007, 05:09:05 PM »
74 bottles of beer on the wall, 74 bottles of beer.
I drink im all dun ans Is hiss the grown... no bhutles of bher on the *A fantastic crash as Taco passes out cold*
« Last Edit: July 09, 2007, 05:12:09 PM by Tacolicious »
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"Wisest is he who knows he is not wise"
"Nothing is fun when you have to do it, that's why you don't see a lot of old whores giggling over sex"


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Offline Larry

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1703 on: July 09, 2007, 05:24:22 PM »
Well, that's just great. What are we going to do with these 73 bottles of beer now?
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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1704 on: July 09, 2007, 05:33:34 PM »
sell them on ebay!
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Offline Talmann

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1705 on: July 09, 2007, 05:38:39 PM »
Naw, just sell them to the resistance in Barakarin for use as Molotav cocktails...
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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1706 on: July 09, 2007, 05:43:10 PM »
shut up!
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Offline Larry

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1707 on: July 09, 2007, 05:51:30 PM »
Calm down, calm down. If it's going to cause this much tension I'll just drink them myself.
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Offline Allama

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1708 on: July 09, 2007, 05:51:55 PM »
Let's keep the drinking song going!


This mornin' once I woke up, me brain could barely think
Now there I am on IRC just wishin' fer a drink
No way I have to get meself refreshing beer or wine
I s'pose I'll have to sit right here and sing to pass the time

Now, GMT has tried so hard to keep us all in line
But he couldn't help but join right in when it was drinking time
Thyatira tried to make us Gryphons, Nee glittered all but one
Allama fell right off her chair so Talmann, singing, won!

Oz was awfully quiet and Korinna fought with Dell
Limi just stayed silent and damned them all to Hell
"Eventful days are on us, where's the summer slump?"
With Allama here, we've naught to fear (unless she makes this place a dump!)

Chorus:
Now everybody's died, and until our tears are dried,
We'll drink an' drink an' drink an' drink an' then we'll drink some more.
We'll dance an' sing an' fight until the early mornin' light,
Then we'll throw up, pass out, wake up, and then go drinkin' once again!


(Get on IRC to know the hell I'm talking about.)
« Last Edit: July 10, 2007, 01:58:06 PM by Allama »

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1709 on: July 09, 2007, 10:06:04 PM »
*Hugs Vive*

Ok, now can I have another drink?

thanks! i know!! i want a mint mojito!!

* vive jumps up and down*