The Taijitu Tavern

[Bara]

YEY!

[Tacolicious]

All this popcorn talk has put me in the mood for a good drinking song. How about it someone

*Taco goes to the piano and begins to play a rousing tune perfect for a good ol' fashion drinking song*

[Khablan]

Khab cranks up the juke box to play the only drinking song she knows.  METALLICAAAAAA!!!

As I was goin' over the Cork and Kerry mountains
I saw Captain Farrell and his money he was countin'
I first produced my pistol and then produced my rapier
I said stand o'er and deliver or the devil he may take ya

Musha ring dum a doo dum a da
Whack for my daddy-o
Whack for my daddy-o
There's whiskey in the jar-o

I took all of his money and it was a pretty penny
I took all of his money and I brought it home to Molly
She swore that she'd love me, never would she leave me
But the devil take that woman for you know she tricked me easy

Musha ring dum a doo dum a da
Whack for my daddy-o
Whack for my daddy-o
There's whiskey in the jar-o

Being drunk and weary I went to Molly's chamber
Takin' my money with me and I never knew the danger
For about six or maybe seven in walked Captain Farrell
I jumped up, fired off my pistols and I shot him with both barrels

Musha ring dum a doo dum a da
Whack for my daddy-o
Whack for my daddy-o
There's whiskey in the jar-o

Now some men like the fishin' and some men like the fowlin'
And some men like ta hear a cannon ball a roarin'
Me I like sleepin' specially in my Molly's chamber
But here I am in prison, here I am with a ball and chain yeah

Musha ring dum a doo dum a da
Whack for my daddy-o
Whack for my daddy-o
There's whiskey in the jar-o

And i got drunk on whiskey-o
And I love, i love, i love, i love, i love, i love my molly-o

[Allama]

* Alana dances around like an idiot to Metallica.  And loves it.

[Bara]

i got one

oh we have 99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer. take one down, pass it around, 98 bootles of beer on the wall.

Come everybody!

[Allama]

98 bottles of beer on the wall, 98 bottles of beer!

Take one down, pass it around, 97 bottles of beer on the wall!

[Bara]

97 bottles of beer on the wall, 97 bottles of beer!

Take one down, pass it around, 96 bottles of beer on the Wall!

[The Empire]

96 bottles of beer on the wall, 96 bottles of beer!

Take one down, pass it around, 95 bottles of beer on the wall!

*pinches Al's bottom when she dances around*

[Allama]

95 bottles of beer on the wall, 95 bottles of beer!

Take one down, pass it around, 94 bottles of beer on the wall!

* Alana smacks Emp's hand away from her bottom and points to the "No Lechery" sign on the wall.

[Bara]

94 bottles of beer on the wall, 94 bottles of beer!

Take one down, pass it around, 93 bottles of beer on the wall!

[Larry]

*Larry sits and watches the singers, drinking every time somebody says the word 'beer'*

Ah, what the hell, I'll join in.

93 bottles of beer on the wall, 93 bottles of beer!
Take one down, pass it around, 92 bottles of beer on the wall!

[Bara]

*Takes down 90 bottles of beer from the wall*

3 bottles of beer on the wall, 3 bottles of beer!
Take one down, pass it around, 92 bottles of beer on the wall!

[Tacolicious]

92 bottles of beer on the wall, 92 bottles of beer!
Take one down and drink like a clown, 91 bottles of beer on the wall!

[Larry]

91 bottles of beer on the wall, 91 bottles of beer!
Take one down and donate a pound, 90 bottles of beer on the wall!

[Tacolicious]

90 bottles of beer on the wall, 90 bottles of beer!
Take one down, prohibitionists frown. 89 bottles of beer on the wall!