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Author Topic: Bargin Clone shop  (Read 1283 times)

Offline Heggie

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Bargin Clone shop
« on: July 17, 2007, 07:32:22 PM »
We at clones for you wish to give you clones of any sentient life form for only $10 each, this includes a free cloning vat to grow it in as well as enough food to keep it in suspended animation for 100 years.

we are also selling the clones in special packages with free training for the clones for when they are awoken. The packages are as followed

Military package, 100,000 clones for the price of 10,000, with free military training, as well as a standard laser pistol for each clone.

Working package, 10,000 clones with the tools you require to do the jobs that no one else will

If you wish for another package to be added to fit your needs just ask?

Disclaimer: note that you will have to supply the clones with the materials to survive otherwise you will have wasted your money.