OH YEAH!
[In the courtroom. Yumi opened a door.
In the clothing store, Yumi opened a door.
Iru looked up from the comic book he was perusing at the store to find the strangely familiar face of another boy looking oddly at him. Unnerved, he quickly returned to the comic.
"Hey.... Iru?" he heard a timidly inquisitive voice ask. Iru knew that voice... it was Kiri, his long lost friend!
"Do you happen to have any, uh, psilocybin here?" asked Tashin uncertainly to the clerk at the drug store.
The clerk, affronted, shook his head vigorously. "You fool, we don't peddle illegal drugs here. We sell medicine."
"But..." Tashin was confused. "It is a drug store, isn't it?"
The clerk shook his head again. "Stupid boy, you could get arrested! I may call the police, just to get your stupid head off the streets."
"Wait!" Tashin remembered quickly - as a Prophet, he had important religious things to do. "But, I need it for a religious ceremony. I'm a prophet."
The clerk's face brightened and he placed a small box on the counter. "Well, in that case, I suppose you're protected by the ruling in The Church of the Lukumi Babalu Aye v. Hialeah. Here you go, sorry for haggling you. Didn't know you were a prophet and all that."
Psilocybin in hand, Tashin entered the local arcade. He quickly ingested the contents of the box, and the world became a hazy swirl of colors and phantom sounds. Finding a console upon which to play and inserting a quarter into the slot (which he saw as feeding a panda a delicious rainbow), he began to play, letting the colors wash over his face. He opened a treasure chest on the screen, and obtained its treasure of one million rainbows; He rode the technicolor dragon through the lands, proclaiming his message of peace and hope to all the land... The Gods themselves recognized his heroic deeds: Isanor, God of Water, placed his brow a whirlpool kiss; Enesas gave him a gift of floweres, Ahconeh presented to him the winged gem, Anituruet gave him the Ashes of Creed, and he saw in a brilliant display of color Entinui's Seven Lights of Wenri. The trip, indeed, as far better than was expected.
At the school, Intawa gazed anxiously at the minute hand of the wall-mounted clock as it made its agonizingly slow journey to the apex of his circular path.
I need a refreshing beverage before the quiz that will happen exactly just after noon, he thought wistfully.
As the second and minute and hour hands converged in a temporal syzygy, Intawa began to breathe a sigh of relief. Yet at this instant, suddenly, all time froze, the teacher's hand stilly clutching the chalk to the blackboard.
Intawa looked about, puzzled, for he had done no such chronomancy. Then the wall in front of him exploded, and Kool Aid Man burst through it.
"OHHHHHHHHHHH YEAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!," cried Kool Aid Man, and he handed Intawa a massive straw. "DRINK ME, OH YEAH!" shouted Kool Aid Man, and Intawa, puzzled but relieved, drank his rejuvenating, fruity blood.
"Thanks, Kool Aid Man!" exclaimed Intawa. "You're the best!" And Kool Aid Man with a final "OH YEAH!" departed, bursting through another wall, and time resumed....]
