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News: The counter-revolution will soon be as dead as the Q Society!

Author Topic: The Second Seven Week Plan  (Read 4283 times)

Offline Gulliver

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Re: The Second Seven Week Plan
« Reply #15 on: August 14, 2011, 03:47:19 AM »
Why would he get a gavel, he's not a justice.

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Re: The Second Seven Week Plan
« Reply #16 on: August 14, 2011, 01:33:28 PM »
Thanks guys!  I'm honored to be in this position, and I am going to start working today on the plans that I have.  Anybody interested in joining the Ministry of Justice, PM me or run over to my shiny new office!


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Re: The Second Seven Week Plan
« Reply #17 on: August 14, 2011, 05:55:41 PM »
Why would he get a gavel, he's not a justice.

To hammer out the irregularities of injustice?
Cause they're cool?
To crack walnuts with?
What about pecans or almonds?
If you strike a thorn or rose,
Keep a-goin'!
If it hails or if it snows,
Keep a-goin'!
'Taint no use to sit an' whine
When the fish ain't on your line;
Bait your hook an' keep a-tryin'--
Keep a-goin'!


Offline Gulliver

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Re: The Second Seven Week Plan
« Reply #18 on: August 15, 2011, 08:10:31 AM »
Being Chief Justice, I could consult, though, then again, that might impact my impartiality in any future cases o:

Offline Juris

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Re: The Second Seven Week Plan
« Reply #19 on: August 15, 2011, 05:32:56 PM »
To be fair...at the law office where I work, most of the lawyers have a gavel in their office.


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Re: The Second Seven Week Plan
« Reply #20 on: August 16, 2011, 02:19:53 AM »
Huh, interesting. Is it purely decorative?