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Offline Durnia

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Cookie Thief: Investigation Launched
« on: September 05, 2007, 04:45:53 PM »
Cookie Thief: Investigation Launched


A distraught Khab looks on as a yet unidentified man steals cookies

Outside the Senate Building, Taijitu: Terror struck Taijitu today as an assailent mercilessly robbed Moma Khab of her cookies today. Khab, known throughout Taijitu for giving out free cookies and milk to all Taijituans, was set-upon as she carried her cookie-tray out on her rounds.

Instead of taking just one, the man, already dubbed 'The Cookie Monster' by the press, snatched the whole lot, and swallowed them with one gulp, which we all know does not allow one to savour the flavour.

Regional Security Minister Eluvatar has urged all Taijituans to be on the lookout for a large, balding man who speaks with a North Pacifican accent. However the population must also be warned this man is dangerous and should not be approached. Emergency supplies are on their way to Taijitu in a specially guarded convoy, and the Taijitu Army has been deployed to reassure anxious cookie lovers.

Claims that this monster is non-other than our very own Supreme Court Justice Durnia have been been denied, speaking from his East Pacific mansion he said:These allegations are ludicrous, I was nowhere near the scene of the crime! Anyway, even if it was me, you can't prosecute a Judge can you?!'

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Offline Algerianbania

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Re: Cookie Thief: Investigation Launched
« Reply #1 on: September 05, 2007, 05:55:01 PM »
It was Soly. I just know it.
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Offline Solnath

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Re: Cookie Thief: Investigation Launched
« Reply #2 on: September 06, 2007, 05:53:39 AM »
I admit nothing.
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Re: Cookie Thief: Investigation Launched
« Reply #3 on: September 06, 2007, 06:28:48 AM »
Just look at those beady eyes...
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Re: Cookie Thief: Investigation Launched
« Reply #4 on: September 06, 2007, 07:24:56 AM »
* Solnath puppy-eyes.
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Offline Khem

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Re: Cookie Thief: Investigation Launched
« Reply #5 on: September 06, 2007, 07:49:12 AM »
i didn't expect the spanish inquisition.
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Offline Gulliver

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Re: Cookie Thief: Investigation Launched
« Reply #6 on: September 08, 2007, 11:04:25 PM »
...no one expects the Spanish Inquisition?
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Re: Cookie Thief: Investigation Launched
« Reply #7 on: September 09, 2007, 02:10:21 AM »
I've got a fever, and the prescription is more Spanish Inquistion.

Oh, sorry, mixed together two memes by mistake there.
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Offline Algerianbania

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Re: Cookie Thief: Investigation Launched
« Reply #8 on: September 09, 2007, 07:04:55 PM »
LoL.
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Re: Cookie Thief: Investigation Launched
« Reply #9 on: September 10, 2007, 02:14:53 AM »
Call the MoD!  Call the MoRS!  This man needs to be brought to Justice?  Which reminds me, put in a call to the Supreme Court so we can hang 'im when we find 'im!
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Re: Cookie Thief: Investigation Launched
« Reply #10 on: September 10, 2007, 01:31:23 PM »
* Hurriedly sweeps cookie crumbs under her keyboard.

*Ahem* Yes, we must persecute the traitor who did this!
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Re: Cookie Thief: Investigation Launched
« Reply #11 on: October 03, 2007, 08:41:30 PM »
Quote from: Pragmia on September 08, 2007, 11:04:25 PM
...no one expects the Spanish Inquisition?
What about Spanish Inquisitors? I'd think they'd know when to expect it.
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